Demotivation
Well here we have it, the result of a bit too much free time and someone showing the team, http://despair.com/. This list of quirky themes and ideas for each nation are obviously not terribly flattering, but that's alright since if anyone should laugh at the kingdoms our characters call home it's us players! For the sake of fairness we've attributed one poster per nation, (though for those we knew really well we had quite a list) so that everyone is painted in an equally unflattering light.
Unfortunately the lists are hardly complete, not because we like some places better but actually because the team hasn't been everywhere, still I'm sure someone won't let that state last forever. ;)
Hope you get a chuckle out of it. Without further ado:
East Continent
| Kingdom | Poster | Quote |
| Avamar | Meetings | None of us is as dumb as all of us. |
| Avamar Selective | Arrogance | The best leaders inspire by example. When that's not an option, brute intimidation works pretty well, too. |
| Caligus | Stupidity | Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win AND never quit are idiots. |
| Coimbra | Overconfidence | Before you attempt to beat the odds, be sure you could survive the odds beating you. |
| Eleador | Sacrifice | Your role may be thankless, but if you're willing to give it your all, you just might bring success to those who outlast you. |
| Fontan | Blame | The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures. |
| Ibladesh | Burnout | Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you. |
| Iturunt | Incompetence | When you honestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do. |
| Kalmar Island Monarchy | Mistakes | It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others. |
| Kalmar Island Democracy | Irresponsibility | No single raindrop believes it is to blame for the flood |
| Light of Fountain | Trouble | Luck can't last a lifetime unless you die young. |
| Old Rancagua | Problems | No matter how great and destructive your problems may seem now, remember, you've probably only seen the tip of them |
| Oligarch | Worth | Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important |
| Perdan | Achievement | You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor. |
| Rancagua | Ambition | The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly |
| Sirion | Goals | It's best to avoid standing directly between a competitive jerk and his goals. |
| Ubent | Change | It's a short trip from riding the waves of change to being torn apart by the jaws of defeat. |
| West Sirion | Strife | As long as we have each other, we'll never run out of problems. |
| Ysseria | Teamwork | A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction. |
Beluaterra
| Kingdom | Poster | Quote |
| Ashborn | Failure | When your best just isn't good enough. |
| Avalon | Planning | Much work remains to be done before we can announce our total failure to make any progress. |
| Enwiel | Elitism | It's lonely at the top, but it's comforting to look down upon everyone at the bottom. |
| Fronen | Ignorance | It's amazing how much easier it is for a team to work together when no one has any idea where they're going. |
| Heen | Change | It's a short trip from riding the waves of change to being torn apart by the jaws of defeat. |
| Irombrozia | Humiliation | The harder you try, the dumber you look. |
| Joppo | Agony | Not all pain is gain. |
| Khthon | Destiny | You were meant for me. Perhaps as a punishment. |
| Kingdom of Alluran | Potential | Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up. |
| Luz de Bia | Pretension | The downside of being better than everyone else is that people tend to assume you're pretentious. |
| Melhed | Indifference | It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face. |
| Mesh | Doubt | In the battle between you and the world, bet on the world. |
| Old Grehk | Hazards | There is an island of opportunity in the middle of every difficulty. Miss that, though, and you're pretty much doomed. |
| Plergoth | Disloyalty | There comes a time when every team must learn to make individual sacrifices. |
| Fwuvoghor | Consulting | If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem. |
| Riombara | Ambition | The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly |
| Sint | Goals | It's best to avoid standing directly between a competitive jerk and his goals. |
| Thalmarkin | Dysfunction | The only consistent feature in all of your dissatisfying relationships is you. |
| Valentia | Procrastination | Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now. |
| Varyamo Nolvo | Strife | As long as we have each other, we'll never run out of problems. |
| Vice | Losing | If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. |
Others, but no Less Important
| Group | Poster | Quote |
| Monsters | Success | Some people dream of success, while other people live to crush those dreams. |
| Undead | Adversity | That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable. |
| Monster Invasion | Despair | It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black. |
| Jarbosh the Deceiver | Power | Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too. |