Demotivation

Well here we have it, the result of a bit too much free time and someone showing the team, http://despair.com/. This list of quirky themes and ideas for each nation are obviously not terribly flattering, but that's alright since if anyone should laugh at the kingdoms our characters call home it's us players! For the sake of fairness we've attributed one poster per nation, (though for those we knew really well we had quite a list) so that everyone is painted in an equally unflattering light.

Unfortunately the lists are hardly complete, not because we like some places better but actually because the team hasn't been everywhere, still I'm sure someone won't let that state last forever. ;)

Hope you get a chuckle out of it. Without further ado:

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East Continent

Kingdom	Poster	Quote
Avamar	Meetings	None of us is as dumb as all of us.
Avamar Selective	Arrogance	The best leaders inspire by example. When that's not an option, brute intimidation works pretty well, too.
Caligus	Stupidity	Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win AND never quit are idiots.
Coimbra	Overconfidence	Before you attempt to beat the odds, be sure you could survive the odds beating you.
Eleador	Sacrifice	Your role may be thankless, but if you're willing to give it your all, you just might bring success to those who outlast you.
Fontan	Blame	The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.
Ibladesh	Burnout	Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you.
Iturunt	Incompetence	When you honestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do.
Kalmar Island Monarchy	Mistakes	It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
Kalmar Island Democracy	Irresponsibility	No single raindrop believes it is to blame for the flood
Light of Fountain	Trouble	Luck can't last a lifetime unless you die young.
Old Rancagua	Problems	No matter how great and destructive your problems may seem now, remember, you've probably only seen the tip of them
Oligarch	Worth	Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important
Perdan	Achievement	You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.
Rancagua	Ambition	The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly
Sirion	Goals	It's best to avoid standing directly between a competitive jerk and his goals.
Ubent	Change	It's a short trip from riding the waves of change to being torn apart by the jaws of defeat.
West Sirion	Strife	As long as we have each other, we'll never run out of problems.
Ysseria	Teamwork	A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.

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Beluaterra

Kingdom	Poster	Quote
Ashborn	Failure	When your best just isn't good enough.
Avalon	Planning	Much work remains to be done before we can announce our total failure to make any progress.
Enwiel	Elitism	It's lonely at the top, but it's comforting to look down upon everyone at the bottom.
Fronen	Ignorance	It's amazing how much easier it is for a team to work together when no one has any idea where they're going.
Heen	Change	It's a short trip from riding the waves of change to being torn apart by the jaws of defeat.
Irombrozia	Humiliation	The harder you try, the dumber you look.
Joppo	Agony	Not all pain is gain.
Khthon	Destiny	You were meant for me. Perhaps as a punishment.
Kingdom of Alluran	Potential	Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up.
Luz de Bia	Pretension	The downside of being better than everyone else is that people tend to assume you're pretentious.
Melhed	Indifference	It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.
Mesh	Doubt	In the battle between you and the world, bet on the world.
Old Grehk	Hazards	There is an island of opportunity in the middle of every difficulty. Miss that, though, and you're pretty much doomed.
Plergoth	Disloyalty	There comes a time when every team must learn to make individual sacrifices.
Fwuvoghor	Consulting	If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.
Riombara	Ambition	The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly
Sint	Goals	It's best to avoid standing directly between a competitive jerk and his goals.
Thalmarkin	Dysfunction	The only consistent feature in all of your dissatisfying relationships is you.
Valentia	Procrastination	Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.
Varyamo Nolvo	Strife	As long as we have each other, we'll never run out of problems.
Vice	Losing	If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

Others, but no Less Important

Group	Poster	Quote
Monsters	Success	Some people dream of success, while other people live to crush those dreams.
Undead	Adversity	That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
Monster Invasion	Despair	It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.
Jarbosh the Deceiver	Power	Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too.