Cagilan Citizen/Special Edition One

Cagilan Citizen
Cost: Free for noblemen, 10 gold for peasants	Honorable Head Editor: Sephirah Honorable Assistant Editors: Cloud, Boba, Tsubasa	Special Edition! space
The honorable interpretation of events of the Cagilan Empire!

Sexy Scouts

This should appeal to the male nobles. My wife, Shinobu, has a scout guild in her region of Trawiy. When Teram II asked for scouts, preferabbly sexy ones, Shinobu added another course for graduation requirements. The skills to be sexy. I have heard rumors that she herself taught this class. She would be a good teacher for that. So the 1st graduating class of sexy scouts arrived. Teram II bought some. I was satisfied with having married the teacher. All was well. Until news of Rathan's large sizeable unit came out.

Rathan's Sizeable Unit

Now for the female nobles' story. It all began innocently enough.

Rathan: I believe i have the largest archer unit at 60 men! unless someone else happens to have more

But then, the man who had inspired sexy scouts wanted more. He wanted equality in the pursuits of one of life's greatest pleasure. So he sought to find an equivalent source of entertainment for women.

Teram II: * Admires Rathan's rather sizeable unit * No, you dirty minded people, not THAT unit! I have the female scouts to help me with that. ;-)

Of course, he couldn't publicly admit what he was doing, it just wouldn't work. So he had an alibi, accusing us of being dirty minded. Rathan couldn't bear the thought of Rathan falsely accusing us, so he rose to our defence with a barb of unfaithfulness towards Teram's sexy scouts. Which Teram, having the advantage, and therefore the knowledge, of being a noble longer, quickly deflected. However, he unwaringly attacked Shinobu and her class for producing unfaithful sexy scouts. Something I shall not easily forget Teram.

Rathan: yes Teram i do often find your female scouts hovering over me instead of doing their scouting duties. ;)
Teram II: yes Teram i do often find your female scouts hovering over me instead of doing their scouting duties. ;) They tend to wander. No wonder I need to keep recruiting more!

With that Jobe joined in with an attack on Rathan. However, not knowing his social position, was careful to word it carefully.

Jobe: Urgh... I keep losing scouts! Can I also blame Rathan and his large unit for that? :)

Finally, Teram's true goal was accomplished. Female recognition of Teram's sizeable unit.

Arin: My Rathan..... what a big unit you have :D

However, Arin quick research shows that Arin is a male. So we wonder, why would Arin admire Rathan's sizeable unit.

I quickly sat down with Rathan in order to see his reaction to his temporary fame as owner of "the sizeable unit."

Sephirah: What is your reaction to your moment of fame?
Rathan: i feel powerful. and usefull since i'm carrying 500cs of troops on my back
Sephirah: What if they should revolt against you?
Rathan: then i will be running away with all of the female scouts i have.
Sephirah: How do you conceive of the criticism of your sizeable unit?
Rathan: Well i have to say that they are jealous that i have the best unit money can buy!

And there you have it folks! So men, head to Trawiy to pick up your sexy scouts. Unfortunately women, due to military security, I can't release his location to those outside of the empire. However, if you drop a line I could relay the message to him.