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Plays House Kandurell Plays House Kandurell

Lord Goffrey, Lord Goffrey, whatever can't he do?
He makes it rain when the skies are blue.
Brave Lord Goffrey, what a fearsome guy,
His foes flee away when they hear that he's nigh.
That's right, he's like a lion,
Looks after his friends, and leaves his enemies cryin'.
Sartanians Beware
Sartanians Beware
He's coming
He's coming
He's coming

Defender of nobles, a warrior brave,
Although with a fondness for keeping a slave.
He works that man to the bone,
But damn, look how Sasat has grown.
Goffrey's a man of his sword, and a man of his whip,
When he wants to relax, uses hot springs for a dip,
Your virtue beware
Your virtue beware
He's naked
He's naked
He's naked

His faithful servants, Eugen and Tag,
Had better work hard or they'll each need a body bag,
Lord Goffrey the fearless, protector of royals
He's there day and night--he'll fetch the bath oils
His love for women, it gushes like fountains
Learned Jenred's best techniques in the Brokeback Mountains
Ladies Despair
Ladies Despair
He's taken
He's taken
He's taken