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Plays House Kandurell Plays House Kandurell

Lord Goffrey, Lord Goffrey, whatever can't he do? He makes it rain when the skies are blue. Brave Lord Goffrey, what a fearsome guy, His foes flee away when they hear that he's nigh. That's right, he's like a lion, Defends his friends, and leaves his enemies cryin'. Sartanians Beware Sartanians Beware He's coming He's coming He's coming

Defender of nobles, a warrior brave, Although with a fondness for keeping a slave. He works that man to the bone, But damn, look how Sasat has grown. Goffrey's a man of his sword, and a man of his whip, When he wants to relax, uses hot springs for a dip, Your virtue beware Your virtue beware He's naked He's naked He's naked

His faithful servants, Eugen and Tag, Had better work hard or they'll each need a body bag, Lord Goffrey the fearless, protector of royals He's there day and night--he'll fetch the bath oils His love for women, it gushes like fountains Learned Jenred's best techniques in the Brokeback Mountains Ladies Despair Ladies Despair He's taken He's taken He's taken