User:Hroppa

Plays House Kandurell

Lord Goffrey, Lord Goffrey, whatever can't he do?
He makes it rain when the skies are blue
Brave Lord Goffrey, a fearsome man,
Many a foe has at the sight of him ran!
That's right, he's like a lion
the kind that leaves his enemies cryin'
Sartanians Beware
Sartanians Beware
He's coming
He's coming
He's coming

Defender of nobles, a warrior brave,
Although with a fondness for keeping a slave
He works that man to the bone
But damn, look how Sasat has grown
Goffrey's a man of his sword, and a man of his whip
When he wants to relax, goes to the hot spring for a dip,
Your virtue beware
Your virtue beware
He’s naked
He’s naked
He’s naked

His faithful servants, Eugen and Tag,
Had better work hard or they'll be in body bags
Lord Goffrey the fearless, protector of royals
He's there day and night--he'll fetch the bath oils
His love for women, it gushes like fountains
Learned Jenred's best techniques in the Brokeback Mountains
Ladies Despair
Ladies Despair
He’s taken
He’s taken
He’s taken