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Plays House Kandurell
 
Plays House Kandurell
 
Plays House Kandurell
  
Lord Goffrey, Lord Goffrey, whatever can't he do?<br>
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Lord Goffrey, Lord Goffrey, whatever can't he do?
He makes it rain when the skies are blue<br>
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He makes it rain when the skies are blue.
Brave Lord Goffrey, a fearsome man,<br>
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Brave Lord Goffrey, what a fearsome guy,
Many a foe has at the sight of him ran!<br>
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His foes flee away when they hear that he's nigh.
That's right, he's like a lion<br>
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That's right, he's like a lion,
the kind that leaves his enemies cryin'<br>
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Defends his friends, and leaves his enemies cryin'.
Sartanians Beware<br>
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Sartanians Beware
Sartanians Beware<br>
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Sartanians Beware
He's coming<br>
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He's coming  
He's coming<br>
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He's coming
He's coming<br>
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He's coming
  
Defender of nobles, a warrior brave,<br>
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Defender of nobles, a warrior brave,
Although with a fondness for keeping a slave<br>
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Although with a fondness for keeping a slave.
He works that man to the bone<br>
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He works that man to the bone,
But damn, look how Sasat has grown<br>
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But damn, look how Sasat has grown.
Goffrey's a man of his sword, and a man of his whip<br>
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Goffrey's a man of his sword, and a man of his whip,
When he wants to relax, goes to the hot spring for a dip,<br>
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When he wants to relax, uses hot springs for a dip,
Your virtue beware<br>
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Your virtue beware
Your virtue beware<br>
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Your virtue beware
He’s naked<br>
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He's naked
He’s naked<br>
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He's naked
He’s naked<br>
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He's naked
  
His faithful servants, Eugen and Tag,<br>
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His faithful servants, Eugen and Tag,
Had better work hard or they'll be in body bags<br>
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Had better work hard or they'll each need a body bag,
Lord Goffrey the fearless, protector of royals<br>
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Lord Goffrey the fearless, protector of royals
He's there day and night--he'll fetch the bath oils<br>
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He's there day and night--he'll fetch the bath oils
His love for women, it gushes like fountains<br>
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His love for women, it gushes like fountains
Learned Jenred's best techniques in the Brokeback Mountains<br>
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Learned Jenred's best techniques in the Brokeback Mountains
Ladies Despair<br>
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Ladies Despair
Ladies Despair<br>
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Ladies Despair
He’s taken<br>
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He's taken
He’s taken<br>
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He's taken
He’s taken<br>
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He's taken

Revision as of 03:17, 26 April 2008

Plays House Kandurell Plays House Kandurell

Lord Goffrey, Lord Goffrey, whatever can't he do? He makes it rain when the skies are blue. Brave Lord Goffrey, what a fearsome guy, His foes flee away when they hear that he's nigh. That's right, he's like a lion, Defends his friends, and leaves his enemies cryin'. Sartanians Beware Sartanians Beware He's coming He's coming He's coming

Defender of nobles, a warrior brave, Although with a fondness for keeping a slave. He works that man to the bone, But damn, look how Sasat has grown. Goffrey's a man of his sword, and a man of his whip, When he wants to relax, uses hot springs for a dip, Your virtue beware Your virtue beware He's naked He's naked He's naked

His faithful servants, Eugen and Tag, Had better work hard or they'll each need a body bag, Lord Goffrey the fearless, protector of royals He's there day and night--he'll fetch the bath oils His love for women, it gushes like fountains Learned Jenred's best techniques in the Brokeback Mountains Ladies Despair Ladies Despair He's taken He's taken He's taken