The Voice of Enweil/Issue 1
 The Voice of Enweil
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| 3 gold | We swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth - If we feel like it! | Issue 1 |
| May edition | ||
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| No war since the Last Invasion! | |
That's right folks! One of the oldest warriors of Enweil, Hackme Shoulder, 23, swears that there hasn't been a war in a lifetime! We managed to get an interview with the veteran soldier: Voice of Enweil: "Good day to you, mr. Shoulder." Hackme Shoulder: "Sir? You wish information?" Voice of Enweil: "A brief interview, and I'd be charmed, mister Shoulder." Hackme Shoulder: "Sir, are you feeling well?" Voice of Enweil: "Stop commenting on my wellbeing and answer my questions, private!" Hackme Shoulder: "Yes sir!" Voice of Enweil: "So, mister Shoulder, you think that it's been far too long since there last was a war?" Hackme Shoulder: "well, sir, to be honest, I-" Voice of Enweil: "Do you think it's been too long since we had a war, yes or no!?" Hackme Shoulder: "When you put it that way, of course! We need fightin' to do!" Voice of Enweil: "As you can see, Enweil wants war! Thank you mr. Shoulder. You may go." Hackme Shoulder: "Yes sir!" Voice of Enweil: "I don't pay you for talking, soldier! Back to work!" |
