The Oligarchian Observer/Edition:5

http://wiki.battlemaster.org/images/Oligarchcrestnew.jpg The Oligarchian Observer
Cost: Free, unless, of course, you are Sirionite, Fontanese, or Old Rancaguan	Supreme Master of the Newspaper: Hireshmontspace	Volume: 5
The only newspaper that can laugh at itself!

• THE newspaper for the truth about events on the Oligosirionifontanagua Front of the Great War!
• Disclaimer: This paper DOES NOT represent the official opinions of the Oligarchian government, merely a general accounting for the public.
• Whenever we say, "Facts", what we mean is the explaination which best fits the evidence of action, not words.

"New World Order"

February 25, 2006- One of the fresh-out-of-the-box TLs here in Oligarch is calling for a New World Order. Amusing, really. He says that we should institute global legislation, that we can just tell everyone to obey us. He calls Oligarch "shameful". Makes me laugh really. People like that... I just want to poke them in the belly, just cuz I think it'd be funny. ;) (OOC- the creepy part is that he doesnt have a user ID)

Commonyr Returned

February 25, 2006- After the Sirionites turned tail and fled home, we walked in unchallenged and retook Commonyr. The land is a sad sight indeed. The Sirionites have butchered the people. They seek to eradicate the very population of East Continent. If it means slaughtering 2000+ citzens(like has been done in Commonyr), they're perfectly happy to do it! Thats elven justice and peace for ya! When there are no people, there can be no unrest, right?

Home Again

February 25, 2006- Well, all of our raiding forces are either back in Oli City loaded down with cash, or in Fontanese prisons, being cruelly abused and beaten. Messages have been snuck out of the prison, telling of the abomination known as Lycastus, and his foolish threats to our TLs. He does not understand that Oligarchian nobility are strong. Only in rending them almost into pieces will they talk. Most will never pay the ransom, they will force him to beat the cash out of themselves. That is Oligarch: strong and proud.

Volume 5, Comin' Atcha!

February 24, 2006- Atcha. What a strange word, or non-word I suppose. But, anyways, yes, here we are! Loyally and faithfully providing our admittedly warped but always more interesting and up-to-date than any other newspaper on the continent! Heck, we announced the brith of Fuinur's son before he did! OR, at least, within minutes of it. Actually, there was a bit of a controversy over that whole affair, but its over and done now. Anyways, welcome to.... volume 5!