The Oligarchian Observer/Edition:5

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http://wiki.battlemaster.org/images/Oligarchcrestnew.jpg The Oligarchian Observer
Cost: Free, unless, of course, you are Sirionite, Fontanese, or Old Rancaguan Supreme Master of the Newspaper: Hireshmontspace Volume: 5
The only newspaper that can laugh at itself!
  • THE newspaper for the truth about events on the Oligosirionifontanagua Front of the Great War!
  • Disclaimer: This paper DOES NOT represent the official opinions of the Oligarchian government, merely a general accounting for the public.
  • Whenever we say, "Facts", what we mean is the explaination which best fits the evidence of action, not words.

Volume 5, Comin' Atcha!

February 24, 2006- Atcha. What a strange word, or non-word I suppose. But, anyways, yes, here we are! Loyally and faithfully providing our admittedly warped but always more interesting and up-to-date than any other newspaper on the continent! Heck, we announced the brith of Fuinur's son before he did! OR, at least, within minutes of it. Actually, there was a bit of a controversy over that whole affair, but its over and done now. Anyways, welcome to.... volume 5!