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| Issue 19 | Better than the agonising death of Darkbyte! | 5 Gold |
| September Edition | ||
| New Chancellor | |
01.09.06 - In a closely fought election, Robert der Trihs was elected as Chancellor of Giblot this morning after doing..well nothing except announce his candidacy after Alexander announced he would step down. It speaks volumes about this little democracy of ours eh? The people of Giblot battled each other silly for their democracy and yet they elect a man who says - "Well, I seem to have a lot of support so yes - please vote for me." Or maybe I'm just saying that because I'm resentful that I lost in the elections myself? A couple of Nobles could've made all the difference I tell you, but evidently it was not meant to be. There is at least, one good thing about this election though - that shines through all my grumblings - the Lukonite-friendly candidate, Frodo Reborn, did absolutely pathetically. Which makes me feel alot happier. The people of Giblot arent that stupid Frodo! In other news, Giblot forces got trashed in both Rollsovar and Steepglades this morning by Outer Tilog troops. Were still having trouble getting used to that phenomenon. Dereliction of orders has been blamed for the defeats in both cases. Indeed the battle in Steepglades wasnt even supposed to have happened. Poor old Darkbyte. |
| Count of Helsera Killed! | |
01.09.06 - Early this morning, Darkbyte, Count of Helsera was killed in battle in Steepglades - showing us that bad things really do come in threes. And by that I mean it's been a long time coming, but thats the third Hero we've had die in a valiant attack/defence of Steepglades in the last...forever! First I, Revan Osha popped my clogs in Giblots first assault on Steepglades, then it was the turn of Spencer Gary - brother of former Chancellor, Alexander - now Darkbyte Darkbyte is dead and gone. Of course our deaths are nowhere near as satisfying for the Tilogians as theirs are for us. We've yet to offer up our Chancellor or Supreme Judge for the slaughter. It makes us all feel so much better... |
