The Free South Times/Issue:3

The Free South Times
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Victory in the First Campaigns!

August 13, 1006- In the first full-fledged battles of this war, 10k CS of Luz de Bian forces assaulted the walls of Irombro, and the fields of Bolkenia. The TO on Cagamir was ended to fight the battle in Cagamir, but, due to infiltrators delaying travel, reinforcements were scattered, and two successive battles(consisting of approcimately 2.5k of Royal Irombrozian Troops and about 4k of Luz de Bian troops, in two different battles) were fought, both resulting in solid Luz de Bian victories. But, there is good news! See, the first battle we were fighting healthy and ready Luzian troops. But the second battle was full of batterred units, though they still had numbers. Why were they batterred? They were fleeing from Irombro where 8k of them(simultaneous with the first battles in Bolkenia, a 2k Luz vs. 1k Irombro battle) assaulted our 6k Royal Defense Force! In a heated battle, the Luzians were hurled off the walls! One Luz TL was captured, and the Duke of Grehk was seriously wounded. Beyond this, some 8 TLs, including Nhoc himself, were otherwise wounded! A brilliant victory on the walls of Irombro! Now if only Riombara would maybe get a spine and fight Luz de Bia? Oh, word has it that RAPE has been attempted on Queen Baiko whilst in prison. Being the fighter she is, the attempt failed. Thats just a rumour, mind you, but who knows with Luz de Bia?

Queen Baiko Kidnapped!

August 12, 1006- When 5000 CS of Luz de Bian forces invaded Bolkenia this morning, they cruelly kidnapped Queen Baiko, and threw her in the Luz de Bian dungeons. This is what Nhoc the Corrupt has to say about that:

Letter from Nhoc (12 minutes ago)

(personal message to Hireshmont)

Yeah, I'm sure you're very jealous it wasn't you.

For the record we'll give her the treatment you folks are used to in your realm, we'll bathe her everyday and apply regular spankings as well.

Your mouth is already watering, isn't it?

Nhoc

Chancellor of Luz de Bia

[reply to sender] | [ignore] | [userdetails]

As we said, he's a sicko.

Bolkenian Skirmishes

August 11, 1006- As the Luz de Bians gather in Ruefillo, the Royal Military gathers its forces at various bases within our area of control. Roughly 500 Luz de Bian troops are stationed in Ruefillo, and several more units are ready to strike at Bolkenia in Eno. Small skirmishes, consisting of less than 2k forces at the largest, have broken out in Bolkenia, resulting, in both occasions, in Irombrozian victories, though one wonders how long this will last as the Luz de Bian Usurpation Brigades muster on our borders to begin a full-scale invasion. Meanwhile, the retributive TO of Cagamir continues. The people flock to our banner, due to our friendly and cordial behavior. We may indeed fail in the TO, due to the efforts of Luz de Bian insurgency forces assassinating various TLs, but the people surely are in our favor. This conflict goes well for our side, as of now.

Friendly Reclamation of Cagamir!

August 10, 1006- Mere moments after Queen Baiko declared war, Hireshmont had set about with his MASSIVE unit in reclaiming Cagamir. A friendly TO has been begun, and is running smoothly. The first peasents and officials are already changing sides. Things are looking up, even with hordes of Luz de Bians on the horizon.

WAR!

August 10, 1006- Due to the many insults given by Luz de Bia, Queen Baiko the Beautiful saw fit to declare war on Luz de Bia! We at the Free South Times applaud her courage! To death and glory! Hail Qyrvagg! Hail Irombrozia! Patriotism is running high, we are ready to fight and, if need be, die! The war has begun in victory with a 3k vs. 1k victory in Cagamir over the kidnapper, Gorian! Now he is in our perverse Arch Priest Hireshmont's dungeons... who knows what goes on there... sometimes I wonder about my half-brother...