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| − | Thugs from Abington are looting our capital stealing food, gold and even family pets. | + | Thugs from Abington are looting our capital stealing food, gold and even family pets. ''Eight'' incidences of this dishonourable activity have already occured. All evidence indicates that the looting is actually permitted and possibly supported by the Abington and RedSpan government. Such actions despicable and are only advocated by the lowest criminals and rogues. These terrible acts must and will be avenged, the Ash Sea Island Empire ''will'' strike back! |
Revision as of 22:24, 11 January 2006
THE ASH SEA ISLAND TIMES
"the truth always"
Editor:Antonine Octavius
Issue No.1
Our pledge: To report faithfully and in an un-biased manner all news concerning the Ash Sea Islands.
BREAKING NEWS: ABINGTON THUGS LOOT ASH'RILY
Thugs from Abington are looting our capital stealing food, gold and even family pets. Eight incidences of this dishonourable activity have already occured. All evidence indicates that the looting is actually permitted and possibly supported by the Abington and RedSpan government. Such actions despicable and are only advocated by the lowest criminals and rogues. These terrible acts must and will be avenged, the Ash Sea Island Empire will strike back!
BREAKING NEWS: ASH'RILY LOST TO ABINGTON
Terrible news this report has just arrived: Battle in Ash'rily Abington, Carelia, RedSpan vs. Ash Sea Islands Estimated combat strengths: 38000 CS vs. 15000 CS
fangdor (Noble) (Abington) was captured by Ash Sea Islands forces.
Stephaen (Knight of Anchorinn) (Abington) was captured by Ash Sea Islands forces.
Jonn (Knight of Ser'quea) (Ash Sea Islands) was captured by Abington forces.
Sir Mr. (Knight of Webgard) (Abington) was captured by Ash Sea Islands forces.
Cadogan of Ash Sea Islands (Ash Sea Islands) was seriously wounded.
Loki (Knight of Riverholm) (Abington) was captured by Ash Sea Islands forces.
Epaminonda, Baron of Jauchu (Ash Sea Islands) was captured by Abington forces.
William of Ash Sea Islands (Ash Sea Islands) was seriously wounded.
Despite being outnumbered at over three-to-one ASI defenders put up a valiant defense worthy of remembrance. As of yet there has been no statement from the king and we await with baited breath. However on the positive side we are no longer burdened with having to defend a city which is surrounded and are now able to prepare a fresh assault. In the end this newspaper is sure ASI will triumph and will reclaim its capital.
BREAKING NEWS: MINISTER OF FINANCES OF THE CAGILAN EMPIRE ATTACKED
Adam, the Minister of Finances of the Cagilan Empire, Marquis of Trassing was attacked and left seriously wounded by an assasin during a business trip to ASI. Zadar Nargath, Prime Minister of the Cagilan Empire has vowed that the realm responsible for the dastardly sneak attack will be dealt with. As a large number of infiltrators in ASI are from Abington popular rumour indicates them as the assasin, however there is no substantial evidence behind this rumour. Aside from the dreadful fact of the assasination ASI is suffering due to the fact that Adam had 700-800 bushels of ASI food in his caravans.
