Kazuma's Monthly Words of Wisdom
Is there a time when you find yourself wishing for a war of our own? Do you want to leave because of this?
A common problem in Greater Aenilia is that we hardly get to fight wars that we have a reason to hate the enemy. We hardly get a taste of a real personal war. To think of why this is and get frustrated will get you nowhere. One must try and reach inside himself and think, is war really what I want? If not then you have found a greater depth to your mind. If the answer is still yes then there is alternate mindsets you can have to avoid being frustrated with situation.
One must always remember that war will come and one must wait for it. Because if you decide to wait. When war comes, the spoils will be greater because of the welled up respect you have been bestowed throughout the times of peace. You may go around the world looking for war and find it each time. However it will get you nowhere if you are only fighting fo the actual joy of fighting. One must know the reason he fights and one must embrace it. Thus when it is the time of peace, you should take the time to absorb the realm and let it and you bond so when war comes, the reason the realm is at war will rush through your veins and you will know the reason you fight.
That is the only long and tedious path of a true hero.
Monthly Question
How do you measure if a cup is exactly half full without using any measuring instruments?
The first one to answer it correctly will receive 50 gold.
Monthly Products
hmm the producer of these mustn't like scribes......
Product 1) We call this, the scribe club. Do you ever get a little angry with you scribes? What about when they make spelling mistakes? This club is perfectly shaped to crunch a scribes skull. It comes in all colours, available in Idapur.
Product 2) This is the scribe cooker. It is a long sharp steel pole with a very sharp end, that comes with a great big stove obviously. The purpose of the stick is, while your scribe is retardedly writing some letter. Just give a quick jab the rear and "ta-da", you have a scribe-kebab. Put this over the stove and he should be done in no-time. Mmmmmmm.....yummy.
Scribe-killers is a trademark of killing-scribes-corp all rights reserved.
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