RedSpan/Told By Benny/Feb2007

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Told by Benny Kimura Disclaimer: The opinions here are those of Benny Kimura, and are often misguided, jaded, or just plain wrong, but amusing nevertheless. Also, the opinions and ideals expressed in the interviews are those solely of the individual, and neither Benny, the Kimura Family, or the Realm of RedSpan takes any responsibility for what is, or isn't, said.	February 2007

Current Opinions/News Lavigna's Terror Continues February 6th, 2007 Lord Gauihu, the Judge of Abington, recently executed a Darkan infiltrator that made an attempt on his life. Said infiltrator was rumored to have a past almost as checkered as the Darkan Marshall, Vatticus Vashmere. With several bans and fines on this infiltrator's head, Gauihu felt it appropriate to rid the world of such a menace. However, we all know how much Lavigna loves her menaces (see also: Vatticus), and thus, her silly little rage exploded. Again. She is quoted as saying "all banned infiltrators of Abington will receive death in the Holy Volcano so Damargo's life can rest in peace... their death will have your (Gauihu's) signature on it." (Source: VHN '07) This is coming from the same woman who executed Fade Kimura after a single offense on very shaky grounds. Darka's judge is quick to execute, and now she's using this instance as an excuse to do it more. The free world cries out for her to be silenced forever... How much longer will her terrorism continue? Death in Abington, A Pilgrimage, and Real News February 4th, 2007 Reiss Kimura was found dead in her home this evening. With no signs of a break in, or a struggle, local authorities are taking all servants and scribes in a suspects. There were no visible wounds on the deceased, and local coroners have atributed the cause of death to be strangling. The only clue on the scene was a single white feather. A local officer of the law, however, noted that it was strange... The body had apparently been there not several hours, but several days... But people stated they received letters from her since then. Where-in this mess lies the truth? Also, the writer of this paper, Benjamin (Benny) Kimura, is leaving RedSpan temporarily on a pilgramage to Eston to visit friends. The exact reasons for his temporary military leave are unknown, but some question the timing of it and the death of his sister. Of course, Benny was nowhere near Reiss when she was killed... right? Now that the dust in RedSpan has settled... Things are once again becoming smelly. Priest Easy of Darka tried to spread his religion in RedSpan lands during the chaos, and was promptly assaulted by one of the realms talented infiltrators. He claims this was dishonorable, however, the signs posted on the borders of RedSpan clearly forbid the priests of other religions. It's nice to know the clergy of Darka can't read... Just like their news reporters can trash talk and not even participate in the fight (not that I'm saying any names, Crescent). And, as always, we welcome any comments and editorials to be published in the paper. (It should be noted this author has nothing against Darka as a whole... just select individuals who continue to make fools of themselves). Overlooked! So, the RedSpan Revealer actually has an article about all the new papers sprining up... And totally skips mine. And I live in RedSpan myself. I feel loved... EDIT: Nevermind! They recognized us! All praise King Tony!

Editorials Benny Kimura of Redspan Elenar... In memory of your brave men, and your heroics. May you return to RedSpan swiftly... Let no one forget this Brave Knight and the great men and women in the unit!