RedSpan/Told By Benny/Feb2007

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Told by Benny Kimura Disclaimer: The opinions here are those of Benny Kimura, and are often misguided, jaded, or just plain wrong, but amusing nevertheless. Also, the opinions and ideals expressed in the interviews are those solely of the individual, and neither Benny, the Kimura Family, or the Realm of RedSpan takes any responsibility for what is, or isn't, said. -Also Note!- The Editorials change without warning.	February 2007

Current Opinions/News Back in Business, and other stuff resembling news February 16th, 2007 Whew! What a trip! Walking to Eston from RedSpan is NOT an easy task... Especially with every region you have to sneak past enemy troops from Talerium. Luckily, I had the stealth of a rhino during one of King Tony's parties, so I was fine. Good to be back inside RedSpan borders, thats for sure. And wow, do things look better. And in more ways than one. First of all, the reconstruction is going great, almost all the regions back at full production. Even the last taxes weren't too bad. Also, a new morale and sense of unity seems to have spread across the regions of RedSpan... But that's not all. I come home to find my smelly, older brother who looks like a pirate, Mossimo, has become, of all things, a Priest of Da Way. And he set off right to work to, heading to a rural region where many of the peasants still believed that gods come from rocks and trees... or volcanos... ha, idiots. To jump-start his career as a priest, Mossimo Kimura built a new shrine in Lugrod, to pave way to help the citizens find Da Only, Da True, Da Way. We would now like to take a moment to give some recognition for great work during this period. Min Al'akor - Amazing work you've done, and all of RedSpan thanks you! Keep up the great work! Lysander Longsword - A hero amongst us all, may your legend spread far and wide! King Tony Malone - Your leadership and guidance got us through this, and is a beacon of light in this dark world. Plus, your Ale is absolutely Da Best. Throw more parties! Mossimo Kimura - Building a shrine, becomming a priest, spreading Da Way with a new fervor. Good job, brother! Elenar Tasartir - Your bravery is noted, during the war, and also in the time spent in prison. Truly an inspiration to us all... RedSpan belches for you. Lavigna's Terror Continues February 6th, 2007 Lord Gauihu, the Judge of Abington, recently executed a Darkan infiltrator that made an attempt on his life. Said infiltrator was rumored to have a past almost as checkered as the Darkan Marshal, Vatticus Vashmere. With several bans and fines on this infiltrator's head, Gauihu felt it appropriate to rid the world of such a menace. However, we all know how much Lavigna loves her menaces (see also: Vatticus), and thus, her silly little rage exploded. Again. She is quoted as saying "all banned infiltrators of Abington will receive death in the Holy Volcano so Damargo's life can rest in peace... their death will have your (Gauihu's) signature on it." (Source: VHN '07) This is coming from the same woman who executed Fade Kimura after a single offense on very shaky grounds. Darka's judge is quick to execute, and now she's using this instance as an excuse to do it more. The free world cries out for her to be silenced forever... How much longer will her terrorism continue? Death in Abington, A Pilgrimage, and Real News February 4th, 2007 Reiss Kimura was found dead in her home this evening. With no signs of a break in, or a struggle, local authorities are taking all servants and scribes in a suspects. There were no visible wounds on the deceased, and local coroners have atributed the cause of death to be strangling. The only clue on the scene was a single white feather. A local officer of the law, however, noted that it was strange... The body had apparently been there not several hours, but several days... But people stated they received letters from her since then. Where-in this mess lies the truth? Also, the writer of this paper, Benjamin (Benny) Kimura, is leaving RedSpan temporarily on a pilgramage to Eston to visit friends. The exact reasons for his temporary military leave are unknown, but some question the timing of it and the death of his sister. Of course, Benny was nowhere near Reiss when she was killed... right? Now that the dust in RedSpan has settled... Things are once again becoming smelly. Priest Easy of Darka tried to spread his religion in RedSpan lands during the chaos, and was promptly assaulted by one of the realms talented infiltrators. He claims this was dishonorable, however, the signs posted on the borders of RedSpan clearly forbid the priests of other religions. It's nice to know the clergy of Darka can't read... Just like their news reporters can trash talk and not even participate in the fight (not that I'm saying any names, Crescent). And, as always, we welcome any comments and editorials to be published in the paper. (It should be noted this author has nothing against Darka as a whole... just select individuals who continue to make fools of themselves). Overlooked! So, the RedSpan Revealer actually has an article about all the new papers sprining up... And totally skips mine. And I live in RedSpan myself. I feel loved... EDIT: Nevermind! They recognized us! All praise King Tony!

Editorials/Editors Notes Editor Benny Kimura of Redspan Special Report/Edit/etc. Writing drunk is apparently not always the wisest decision... Some minor fixes/edits. 1. Marshal does not equal Marshall. What can I say, I like the letter "L". Just rolls of the tongue so well. This error appeared in "Lavigna's Terror Continues", but has been promptly fixed. Well, as promptly as possible. 2. It's been brought to my attention Crescent did fight during the RedSpan/Darka conflict... However, when much of his "smack talk" was given, he was without a unit in Sullenport. Sorry for the confusion. 3. Condolances are not needed for the death of Reiss. She dabbled in works she had no business in, and paid her price for it. An anonymous letter received stated the following. Many things and actions in this world have consequences. One such action is dabbling into the darkest of evils, the so called Blackest Cult. Evil, nor Good, can be allowed to hold sway for long, and must eternally remain in balance. - The White Talon Who this mysterious "White Talon" is remains to be seen, but he, or she, makes it no secret they were behind the death of my foolish sister. I'd thank him, or her, if I could. And I think that just about sums up the errors, my apologies for them.