Muninn Newsrag

MUNINN NEWSRAG
Lead Editor: Davendrall (User:X-anne-x) Editor, Agony Aunt and Official Spell-checker: Anneliese (User:Audacity)	Cost: 3 cookies	September 2010

The Muninn Newsrag! The Newspaper about the glorious vikings of gloriousness of Norland! The Muninn Newsrag is named after Muninn, the owl of memory. This owl is owned by Odin, one of the Viking Gods of The Way of the Hammer. Although Norland has...mysteriously disappeared (but secretly we all know Xaphan forgot where he put it), the memory of Norland still lives on in the Norlanders who continue to seek a way to make a new Norland. As such, a paper about Norlanders, is named the newspaper of the memory. The paper is currently based in Barad Lacirith, Capital of Eston, where there is a current infestation of Norlanders. The main editor is Davendrall Felhand who also owns the newspaper as part of her business; The Cute Cookie Corporation. In her offices there are rows upon rows of mini desks. And in each one, is a rabbit. And in each rabbit's furry little paws is a pencil. And with that pencil, they have been trained to write. And thus this newspaper is written.

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Ask Anne the Agony Aunt
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• Dear Aunt Anne, I have a birth mark of a rather...inappropriate shape... in a rather...awkward location. I am afraid to get close to anybody so I do not have to reveal it. It embarrasses me greatly. Do you know of any ways to solve my hilarious, yet shameful situation - Anneliese
• I'm going to hurt you, Davendrall. - Anneliese
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IMPORTANT NOTICE - Museums are all lies!		Friday 3rd September
A Dave museum featuring distinct pictures of naked viking women? Are you out of your mind? Norland males may find themselves deprived, seen as there are only two Norland women left...and one of them is Taran...and neither of them like men. They may find themselves so desperate that they find the need to make inappropriate drawings and put them in a museum! But they cannot! It is all a lie. There is no Museum with such drawings! The drawings don't even exist! Neither do Museums! Its all a myth! A lie! Museums are a lie! Do not believe them! Its all a trick! Museums don't exist! What is a museum anyway? I don't know. You know why? Because they don't exist! Anyone trying to advertise any sort of museum is trying to trick you. Do not fall for their cunning plans.
Editor: Davendrall Felhand

IMPORTANT EVENT - NEW MUSEUM!		Wednesday 1st September
Dave Museum Visiting hours: Sunset - Midnight Location: Smeagenwulf's tent Features forty two distinct depictions of Davendrall. Fifteen of those are in set called 'The Brawler' which depict the duel with Xaphan. Another set called 'from below' features lady Davendrall in different stages of undress from a lowered perspective. The last two are sketches of her in a murderous rage, but unfortunately, they are unfinished as Davendrall had at that point found Smeagenwulf's sketch artist hiding under her bed. Any of you who weren't in Winwich to witness the duel may now witness through the view of brightly-colored paintings! Those of you that are terribly interested in seeing a crazy woman's underthings shall also enjoy this museum. Those of you that have lost clothing to Davendrall, ever had your pants pulled down in front of the judge, been utterly humiliated by being forced into cages and called a rabbit by Davendrall will also enjoy this museum, but for entirely different reasons.
Editor: Anneliese