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| width="40%" bgcolor="White" | '''Lead Editor: [[Felhand Family/Davendrall|Davendrall]]''' ([[User:X-anne-x]]) <br>'''Editor and Agony Aunt: [[Van_Dell_Family/Anneliese|Anneliese]]''' ([[User:Audacity]]) | | width="40%" bgcolor="White" | '''Lead Editor: [[Felhand Family/Davendrall|Davendrall]]''' ([[User:X-anne-x]]) <br>'''Editor and Agony Aunt: [[Van_Dell_Family/Anneliese|Anneliese]]''' ([[User:Audacity]]) | ||
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Any of you who weren't in Winwich to witness the duel may now witness through the view of brightly-colored paintings! Those of you that are terribly interested in seeing a crazy woman's underthings shall also enjoy this museum. Those of you that have lost clothing to Davendrall, ever had your pants pulled down in front of the judge, been utterly humiliated by being forced into cages and called a rabbit by Davendrall will also enjoy this museum, but for entirely different reasons. | Any of you who weren't in Winwich to witness the duel may now witness through the view of brightly-colored paintings! Those of you that are terribly interested in seeing a crazy woman's underthings shall also enjoy this museum. Those of you that have lost clothing to Davendrall, ever had your pants pulled down in front of the judge, been utterly humiliated by being forced into cages and called a rabbit by Davendrall will also enjoy this museum, but for entirely different reasons. | ||
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Revision as of 11:40, 3 September 2010
MUNINN NEWSRAG | ||
Lead Editor: Davendrall (User:X-anne-x) Editor and Agony Aunt: Anneliese (User:Audacity) |
Cost: 3 cookies | September 2010 |
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The Muninn Newsrag! The Newspaper about the glorious vikings of gloriousness of Norland! The Muninn Newsrag is named after Muninn, the owl of memory. This owl is owned by Odin, one of the Viking Gods of The Way of the Hammer. Although Norland has...mysteriously disappeared (but secretly we all know Xaphan forgot where he put it), the memory of Norland still lives on in the Norlanders who continue to seek a way to make a new Norland. As such, a paper about Norlanders, is named the newspaper of the memory. The paper is currently based in Barad Lacirith, Capital of Eston, where there is a current infestation of Norlanders. The main editor is Davendrall Felhand who also owns the newspaper as part of her business; The Cute Cookie Corporation. In her offices there are rows upon rows of mini desks. And in each one, is a rabbit. And in each rabbit's fury little paws is a pencil. And with that pencil, they have been trained to write. And thus this newspaper is written.
Adventures of one Drunk and her Rabbit
Also read the Adventures of one Drunk and her Rabbit, tales of the editors of this Newspaper, published by the Editors of this Newspaper available for your personal entertainment now!
Archives
This Months Paper
IMPORTANT EVENT - NEW MUSEUM! | Wednesday 1st September | ||
Visiting hours: Sunset - Midnight Location: Smeagenwulf's tentFeatures forty two distinct depictions of Davendrall. Fifteen of those are in set called 'The Brawler' which depict the duel with Xaphan. Another set called 'from below' features lady Davendrall in different stages of undress from a lowered perspective. The last two are sketches of her in a murderous rage, but unfortunately, they are unfinished as Davendrall had at that point found Smeagenwulf's sketch artist hiding under her bed. Any of you who weren't in Winwich to witness the duel may now witness through the view of brightly-colored paintings! Those of you that are terribly interested in seeing a crazy woman's underthings shall also enjoy this museum. Those of you that have lost clothing to Davendrall, ever had your pants pulled down in front of the judge, been utterly humiliated by being forced into cages and called a rabbit by Davendrall will also enjoy this museum, but for entirely different reasons. | |||
Editor: Anneliese |