Lightstar Family/Adaria/Roleplay 30

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Cookies?!

(Orders from Adaria Lightstar)

Hi! Please make any final preparations for moving out again, and be ready to march very, very soon!

If you can currently sustain your unit without having to wait for the taxes to be collected, move towards Anrimap right away! Otherwise, continue tending to your regions or waiting in the capital for tax day.

It'd make me very happy if everyone can, at the very latest, start moving immediately after all bonds and golds are issued! I might even give you a cookie!

(P.S. - But no more than one per person.)

(P.P.S. - Unless you're the High King.)

(Out-of-Character from Rekhyt Ryû)

P.P.P.S. Or Rekhyt, because he'll fine you if he only gets one.
P.P.P.P.S. Or Kenshue, because I'm secretly in love with him.

(Roleplay from Salerim Mourmain)

"Cookies!?! What is this foolishness?!" Salerim yelled at his desk. The shout rang off the stone walls of his palace in a harsh echo. "These men are ready to lose limb and life for their realm and lieges and she offers them COOKIES?! Why did I appoint her marshal? Is that how she thinks men are led to battle? With... pastry!?!"

He sat fuming for a minute, trying to compose himself after his outburst. His two stewards stood by shifting nervously on their feet and throwing quick desperate glances at each other. The silence grew deeper and more awkward. "I'm sure, my lord, that she only meant so in a metriphorical sense, so as to raise the spiri..." began one feebly.

"I mean, where in the world has she taken her leadership classes?" Salerim cut him off with complete disregard. "The Pre-Schoolers Academy of War and Blood?!"

Steward One gaped at Steward Two, and for half a second almost wanted to quote the records on that last fact. He decided it was probably metriphorical also.

"'Unless you're the High King!' I suppose you then get two cookies. For Aenil's sake..." Salerim yelled again, then wiped the spittle of the papers in front of him. He waved the stewards away, and they vanished after quick relieved bows.

"Cookies... Hmpf. I wonder what flavour."

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