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January 2009

January 4

[19:15] <+Sacha> Used during Medieval Times, the Pear of Anguish was
an extremely painful device used to punish homosexuals, witches and 
women accused of inducing a miscarriage.
The Pear of Anguish had the shape of a pear; As a handle was turned, 
the spoon-shaped lobes opened; increasing pain. 
Even though the Pear of Anguish was mostly used for oral punishments, 
homosexuals had it fixed in their anus and women in their vagina. 
Causing severe pain, after this torture was employed on the mouth; 
the victim's teeth would get destroyed; 
making blood pour out of the victim's mouth often causing death.
If introduced in the anus or vagina, death was a step away. 
The Pear of Anguish was rarely washed, thus causing infections 
very frequently. If the victim didn't die by an infection however, 
he would die by other diseases caused by the severe damage of his 
or her intestines.
[19:16] <Thalathafn> ouch
[19:16] <Thalathafn> they should really wash it
[19:17] <+Sacha> to make the torture more humane? :p
[19:17] <Thalathafn> especially if they are using it for both ends
[19:17] <+Sacha> im guessing that if theres an expanding pear up your ass, 
cleanliness is the least of your concern

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