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| ==Quotes from #battlemaster @ quakenet== | | ==Quotes from #battlemaster @ quakenet== |
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| ===January 2009=== | | ===January 2009=== |
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| <pre>[19:15] <+Sacha> Used during Medieval Times, the Pear of Anguish was | | <pre>[19:15] <+Sacha> Used during Medieval Times, the Pear of Anguish was |
| an extremely painful device used to punish homosexuals, witches and | | an extremely painful device used to punish homosexuals, witches and |
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| [19:17] <+Sacha> im guessing that if theres an expanding pear up your ass, | | [19:17] <+Sacha> im guessing that if theres an expanding pear up your ass, |
| cleanliness is the least of your concern</pre> | | cleanliness is the least of your concern</pre> |
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− | ===December 2008===
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− | ====December 25====
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− | <pre>[02:42] <Bedwyr> May Santa Vogt bring you all the best
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− | features tonight, so we may enjoy them all on the morrow
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− | [02:42] * Bedwyr whooshes off to harass a dev-reindeer</pre>
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− | ====December 22====
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− | <pre>ELV and Sacha's collaborated topic:
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− | Rated: XXX...and working on that fourth X!</pre>
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− | ====December 20====
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− | <pre>14:33:13 * Stabbity slaps _Tom__ around a bit with a large trout
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− | 14:33:13 * Sacha humps Tom
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− | 14:33:24 * Sacha high fives Stabbity
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− | 14:33:27 * Stabbity high fives sacha
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− | 14:33:29 <Sacha> lol
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− | 14:33:34 <Stabbity> :P
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− | 14:33:45 <Sacha> that couldnt have gone any better</pre>
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− | ====December 18====
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− | <pre>[10:18] <ELV> Keplerstan must be poor veritek
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− | [10:18] <ELV> :P
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− | [10:18] |<-- Wimpie has left irc.quakenet.org (Quit:
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− | [10:19] <ELV> nvm, its population is exorbitantly high
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− | [10:19] <Veritek> :p
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− | [10:19] <Veritek> Who needs more than two regions, when
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− | you stack the peasants like cordwood?
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− | [10:20] <zmobiebob> Why do they always have to be stacked
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− | like cordwood?
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− | [10:20] <zmobiebob> Why not some other kind of wood?
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− | [10:21] <zmobiebob> You should really stack peasants
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− | like peasants.
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− | [10:21] <ELV> because cordwood is easily stacked?
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− | [10:21] <Veritek> Maybe we should stack cordwood like we
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− | stack peasants...
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− | [10:22] <ELV> lol
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− | [10:22] <ELV> how are the peasants productive if they are stacked?
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− | [10:22] <ELV> do they sh*t gold?
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− | [10:22] <Veritek> not my concern
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− | [10:22] <Veritek> if they're not productive, we set a few on fire
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− | [10:22] <Veritek> until the rest are productive
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− | [10:22] <Veritek> the rest is irrelevant details
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− | [10:23] <zmobiebob> That's a good point. Seems like a waste of warehouse space.
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− | [10:23] <zmobiebob> 1. Human combustion.
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− | [10:23] <zmobiebob> 2.???
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− | [10:23] <zmobiebob> 3. PROFIT!
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− | [10:23] <Veritek> exactly
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− | [10:23] <Veritek> step 2 doesn't concern me
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− | [10:24] <Lorgan> hoorray for the Combustion-gnomes!
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− | [10:25] <ELV> lol
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− | [10:26] <ELV> so...are most of the peasants in one region
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− | [10:26] <ELV> or 250k+ in both?
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− | [10:26] <ELV> I'd prefer one region
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− | [10:26] <ELV> a peasant region and then an outlying noble region away from
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− | the dirty peasants
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− | [10:26] <Veritek> Yeah, mostly
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− | [10:26] <Veritek> Right
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− | [10:26] <Veritek> One region for the filthy peasants
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− | [10:26] <Veritek> a small one
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− | [10:27] <Veritek> and a big region for the nobles and their servants
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− | [10:27] <Lorgan> hm
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− | [10:27] <Veritek> With ast wooded acres
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− | [10:27] <Veritek> long, tropical coastlines
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− | [10:27] <Lorgan> we shouldn't stack them too high though
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− | [10:27] <Lorgan> so they don't cast shadow on our region
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− | [10:27] <Veritek> ad luxurious mansions
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− | [10:27] <Veritek> Stack them too high, and theymight fall over
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− | [10:27] <Veritek> ruining their productivity
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− | [10:27] <Lorgan> indeed
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− | [10:28] <Veritek> then we'd have to burn them
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− | [10:28] <Lorgan> and they might enter our region
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− | [10:28] <Lorgan> which is a big no-no
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− | [10:29] <Veritek> yep
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− | [10:29] <Veritek> filthy peasants
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− | [10:29] <Lorgan> indeed
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− | [10:29] <Lorgan> they may only come into our regions to clean it
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− | [10:30] <Lorgan> untill they find a way to produce robots</pre>
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− | ====December 15====
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− | <pre>[23:47] <Jenred_Bedwyr> Bah...I don't suppose you have any scouts
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− | of Papanian territory, do you Ethan?
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− | [23:47] <Jenred_Bedwyr> General Vulpes has been...Less than helpful.
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− | [23:47] <ELV> which ones?
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− | [23:48] <Jenred_Bedwyr> Anything that might tell us how much mobile CS
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− | they have?
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− | [23:48] <ELV> hhmm...depends...I could ask for one real quick
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− | [23:48] <ELV> got a guy in isular
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− | [23:48] * Jenred_Bedwyr will give you real solid US dollars if you give
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− | him a scout of Colasan, but thinks that this is too much to ask
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− | [23:48] <ELV> hehe
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− | [23:48] <Jenred_Bedwyr> I swear...
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− | [23:48] * ELV asks for colasan scout
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− | [23:48] <ELV> serious?
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− | [23:49] <Jenred_Bedwyr> Get me a scout in the next hour, and I'll send
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− | you money somehow.
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− | [23:49] * Jenred_Bedwyr has a checkbook
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− | [23:49] <ELV> gah...I hope he's on in the next hour
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− | [23:49] <Jenred_Bedwyr> Damn useless Papanian military...
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− | [23:49] <ELV> knowing you, you'd send me a penny
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− | [23:50] <ELV> you ARE a poor college kid :P
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− | [23:50] <Jenred_Bedwyr> Ah...I've actually got a fair bit of cash.
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− | [23:50] <Jenred_Bedwyr> I'd probably send five bucks for the scout
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− | [23:50] <ELV> w00t!
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− | [23:51] <ELV> is it sad when 5 dollars makes me happy? :P
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− | [23:51] * ELV thinks
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− | [23:51] <Jenred_Bedwyr> Is it sad when a scout of a region next to an
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− | ally's capital makes me happy enough to send five bucks?
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− | [23:51] <ELV> 50 top ramen!
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− | [23:51] <ELV> lol</pre>
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− | ===October 2008===
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− | <pre>ELV, Sacha and Delvin's collaborated topic:
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− | Delvin Anaris: He's in our heads, infiltrating our thoughts,
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− | stealing our synapses, burning our brains! |
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− | I'm in ur headz, burnin' ur brainz - Lolcat Delvin</pre>
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− | ===August 2008===
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− | ====August 19====
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− | <pre><+Veritek> If they make a Tuchanon VI, will someone make a
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− | Tuchanon EMACS and declare hatred of Tuchanon VI?</pre>
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− | ====August 1====
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− | <pre><ELV> I think its just celibate SachaD...
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− | <SachaD> meh
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− | <SachaD> you get the point :p
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− | <Uceek> ELV would know ;)
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− | <ELV> I only know because I know my english well is what I'm sure Kylie meant.
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− | <Uceek> exactly ELV</pre>
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− | ===July 2008===
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− | Daviald's birthday poem written for Uceek:
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− | <pre>[13:13:41] <Daviald> Some people see age as a badge of wisdom and fulfilled youth. Each passing year
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− | the mark increases and respect is deserved.
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− | [13:13:48] <Uceek> I hate it already
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− | [13:13:49] <Daviald> They pass out cake and give gifts in a celebration of life and joyful hope for
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− | many more years spent in your company, because each moment is a blessed gift of life from a higher
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− | power that is beyond our comprehension to understand.
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− | [13:13:53] <Uceek> :P
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− | [13:13:57] <Daviald> The truth is that it doesn’t matter how fast you run, how skilled you learn
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− | your karate moves, how many push-ups you can do or what diet plan you are on now.
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− | [13:14:03] <Daviald> An unpretentious and unrelenting fact remains.
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− | [13:14:11] <Daviald> That with each fleeting year the memories fade, friends vanish, beauty loses
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− | its color, life becomes a collection of memoirs.
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− | [13:14:19] <Daviald> As birthdays come and go all the alcohol and inebriated experiences in the
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− | world serve no embankment to the endless cycle of death.
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− | [13:14:21] <Daviald> Time marches on inexorably forward.
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− | [13:14:26] <Daviald> Unrelenting, unyielding, incompassionately it hears neither your pleas nor
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− | cares for your continued desire to live. It will envelop you in its embrace.
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− | [13:14:34] <Daviald> As you fold into his grip and enter the endless night you soon fade from
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− | memories and are you yourself forgotten. One more moment in the endless cycle of life and death.
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− | [13:14:35] <ELV> it's sad!
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− | [13:14:40] <ELV> what is wrong with you
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− | [13:14:42] <Daviald> . A dewdrop of water in the sea lost in the ebb and flow. A mere footstep in
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− | the surf.
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− | [13:14:50] <Riamh> Shut up, ELV...listen. No talk.
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− | [13:14:51] <Aarth> hehe
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− | [13:14:51] <Daviald> Life is a bitch, then you die. Enjoy what you can of it Kylie because you now
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− | have one less year.
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− | [13:14:59] <Uceek> Daviald!!</pre>
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− | ===May 2008===
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− | Some exceptionally [[/long bit of silliness|long bit of silliness]] involving lots of nick changes.
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− | ===April 2008===
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− | <pre>[16:46] * Lavigna tried her Goddess-like voice
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− | [16:46] <Lavigna> who asked for me?
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− | [16:46] * Lavigna slaps Aarth around a bit with a large trout
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− | [16:46] <Aarth> Yes?
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− | [16:46] <Aarth> You are goddess?
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− | [16:47] <Lavigna> ya
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− | [16:47] <Aarth> Huh :P
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− | [16:47] <Lavigna> don't i look like one?
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− | [16:47] <Aarth> I havent seen a pic :P
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− | [16:47] <Lavigna> and you won't either
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− | [16:47] <Lavigna> you must have blind faith in me
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− | [16:47] <Aarth> Heh
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− | [16:47] <Lavigna> :)
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− | [16:47] <Aarth> :P
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− | [16:47] <Aarth> damnit. Dinner time. Mom shouting.
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− | [16:48] <Aarth> Brb.</pre>
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− | ===February 2008===
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− | [01:15] <Uceek> I'm back
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− | [01:15] <Uceek> you all missed me, I can tell
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− | [01:15] <Uceek> its so quiet
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− | [01:15] <Annaej> lol
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− | [01:15] <Uceek> you're all depressed wondering when I'd be home from shopping
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− | [01:15] <Uceek> ;)
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− | [01:15] <Uceek> either that, or you didn't even notice I left :P
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− | [01:16] <Annaej> I think everyone either got drunk or went to bed, or both
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− | [01:16] <Uceek> lol
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− | [01:16] <SniperChief> I'm arguing with Reilwin about infinity
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− | [01:16] <Uceek> really?
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− | [01:16] <SniperChief> really really
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− | [01:16] <Uceek> so... afterall I don't think the orders changes are too bad
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− | [01:16] <Uceek> how about everyone else?
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− | [01:17] <Annaej> lol good Uceek
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− | [01:17] <SniperChief> (it's taking a while)
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− | [01:17] <Uceek> small realms it means nothing to
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− | [01:17] <Uceek> big realms, it kinda shares the workload
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− | [01:17] <Uceek> though, when 2ICs can send orders it will be better
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− | [01:17] <Reilwin> lol, Uceek : really really
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− | [01:18] <Uceek> really to infinity? :P
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− | [01:19] <Reilwin> to the infinity equal to that of the set which comprises all
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− | natural numbers, yup
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− | [01:19] * Reilwin refuses to continue till the infinity equal to the set which
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− | comprises all real numbers
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− | [[IRC/Quotes/Infinity]]
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− | ===January 2008===
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− | <pre>[14:44] <+VinnieThePooh> sting
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− | [14:44] <VinnieTheDark> uh
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− | [14:44] <VinnieTheDark> stop stealing my nickname
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− | [14:44] <Baraedor> VinnieThePooh ftw
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− | [14:44] <Baraedor> !
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− | [14:44] Fi|in is now known as VinnieTheWood
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− | [14:45] Baraedor is now known as VinnieTheSquirr
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− | [14:45] <VinnieTheSquirr> damn
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− | [14:45] VinnieTheSquirr is now known as VinnieTheKoala
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− | [14:47] L sets mode: +o VinnieTheDark
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− | [14:47] <VinnieThePooh> oh-oh :)
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− | [14:48] VinnieTheDark sets mode: +ib #battlemaster!*@*
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− | [14:48] <VinnieTheDark> arrrgh
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− | [14:48] <VinnieTheWood> Arrrrrg
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− | [14:48] <VinnieTheKoala> Arrrrrg
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− | [14:49] VinnieTheDark sets mode: +b Vinnie*!*@*
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− | [14:49] <VinnieTheDark> ha
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− | [14:50] VinnieTheWood (~chatzilla@202.71.142.34) has left #battlemaster
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− | [14:50] <VinnieThePooh> Someone care to translate what Vinnie is doing? I don't speak IRC :P
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− | [14:51] VinnieTheKoala (~Baraedor@client-86-27-164-89.popl.adsl.virgin.net) has left #battlemaster
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− | [14:51] Vinn1etheKoala (~Baraedor@client-86-27-164-89.popl.adsl.virgin.net) has joined #battlemaster
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− | [14:51] <Hoensbroeck> VinnieTheDark is trying to protect his nickname;) so that others can't
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− | use 'Vinnie-something'
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− | [14:51] VinnieThePooh is now known as PrincessVinnie
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− | [14:51] <PrincessVinnie> ?
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− | [14:51] <Vinn1etheKoala> ?
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− | [14:51] VinnieTheDark sets mode: -b+b Vinnie*!*@* *Vinnie*!*@*
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− | [11:16] <Ragnell> hi Peny
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− | [11:17] VinnieTheDark (~Vinnie@kotnet-147.kulnet.kuleuven.be) has joined #battlemaster
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− | [11:17] <VinnieTheDark> hm
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− | [11:17] <VinnieTheDark> was a little hard to join
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− | [11:17] <VinnieTheDark> with having my own nickname banned and all
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− | [11:18] <Esorp> Your nicjname was banned?
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− | ...
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− | [11:27] <Real-e-three> Vinnie banned his own nick :P
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− | [11:27] <Real-e-three> Hi Ragnell :)
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− | [11:27] <Real-e-three> Yesterday 3 of us changed our nicks to VinnieThe*
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− | [11:27] <Real-e-three> And so...
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− | [11:27] Real-e-three is now known as Peny
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− | [11:28] <Peny> Was fun :D
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− | [11:28] <Esorp> lol
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− | [11:28] Ragnell is now known as VinnieTheJerk
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− | [11:28] <Esorp> I saw someone called VinnieThePooh
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− | [11:29] <Peny> That's me :)
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− | [11:29] <Esorp> :D
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− | [11:29] <Peny> I do that when Vinnie is online :)
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− | [11:29] <Peny> Oh
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− | [11:29] Peny is now known as VinnieThePooh
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− | [11:29] <VinnieTheJerk> :-P
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− | [11:29] <VinnieThePooh> He's online :P
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− | [11:29] <Esorp> This is tempting.</pre>
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− | <pre>[13:13] <Kai> moo
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− | [13:17] Peny pets the cow
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− | [13:20] m2rt milks the cow
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− | [13:24] m2rt is now known as Esorp
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− | [13:24] Esorp f*cks the cow
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− | [13:24] Esorp is now known as m2rt
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− | [13:24] Peny grabs a big butcher-knife
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− | [13:24] Peny is now known as Cow_Butcher
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− | [13:24] Cow_Butcher stabs
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− | [13:24] Cow_Butcher stabs again
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− | [13:24] Silverhawk starts the fire on a BBQ
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− | [13:25] Cow_Butcher is now known as Cow_
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− | [13:25] Cow_ dies
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− | [13:25] m2rt brings the ketchup :P
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− | [13:25] Cow_ is BBQ-d
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− | [13:25] Cow_ is now known as Peny
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− | [13:25] Silverhawk grabs a plate and cuts of a piece for m2rt
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− | [13:26] m2rt takes the piece and thanks Silverhawk
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− | [13:26] <Peny> Milk, anyone?
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− | [13:26] m2rt enjoys the fine meat
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− | [13:27] <Peny> Kai-aw tastes good
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− | [13:43] <Peny> Aw, was someone here yesterday when Vinnie banned his own nick?
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− | [13:43] <Peny> I need a log of that :P</pre>
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− | <pre><Andrasta> :.:.:.:.:.:
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− | <Andrasta> you will never take the ramparts!
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− | <Andrasta> i fart in your general direction
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− | <Veritek> \_/------/|==|\ (catapult)
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− | <Veritek> O (big boulder)
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− | <Veritek> :.:... . . . ...:.:.: (what's left of your castle walls)
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− | <Ragnell> hmmm
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− | <Andrasta> damn you!
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− | Andrasta retreats to the keep
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− | Ragnell builds the stupid pillow wall again.
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− | <Andrasta> an ally!
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− | <Andrasta> now you are doomed, Veritek!
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− | <Andrasta> sally forth, brave warriors, and crush thine enemies!
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− | <Veritek> .| .| .| .| .| .| .| .| (my pikemen of DOOOM!)
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− | <Andrasta> 0|0|0|0|0|0| (shield wall!)
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− | <Veritek> ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ (my crows that will feast on your bodies!)
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− | <Veritek> >>>=====> (Ballista bolts to scatter your shield wall)
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− | <Andrasta> |) -> ^-^ (archers picking off the crows)
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− | <Ragnell> O-}-< (sleeping Raggy)
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− | <Andrasta> drats, my ally is defeated!
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− | <Veritek> <,,_,,)--- (Mice to scare your soldiers)
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− | <Andrasta> \o/ \o/ \o/ (surrendering troops)
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− | <Andrasta> |||||) (||||| (opened gates)
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− | <Veritek> o/ \o (victorious troops giving high 5s)</pre>
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− | [[IRC/quotes/falasan|Falasan Quotes]] | + | *[[IRC/Quotes/2008|2008]] |
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