Demotivation

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Well here we have it, the result of a bit too much free time and someone showing the team, http://despair.com/. This list of quirky themes and ideas for each nation are obviously not terribly flattering, but that's alright since if anyone should laugh at the kingdoms our characters call home it's us players! For the sake of fairness we've attributed one poster per nation, (though for those we knew really well we had quite a list) so that everyone is painted in an equally unflattering light.

Unfortunately the lists are hardly complete, not because we like some places better but actually because the team hasn't been everywhere, still I'm sure someone won't let that state last forever. ;)

Hope you get a chuckle out of it. Without further ado:



East Continent

Kingdom Poster Quote
Avamar Meetings None of us is as dumb as all of us.
Avamar Selective Arrogance The best leaders inspire by example. When that's not an option, brute intimidation works pretty well, too.
Caligus Stupidity Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win AND never quit are idiots.
Coimbra Overconfidence Before you attempt to beat the odds, be sure you could survive the odds beating you.
Eleador Sacrifice Your role may be thankless, but if you're willing to give it your all, you just might bring success to those who outlast you.
Fontan Blame The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.
Ibladesh Burnout Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you.
Iturrunt Incompetence When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do.
Kalamar Island Monarchy Mistakes It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
Kalmar Island Democracy Irresponsibility No single raindrop believes it is to blame for the flood
Light of Fountain Trouble Luck can't last a lifetime unless you die young.
Old Rancagua Problems No matter how great and destructive your problems may seem now, remember, you've probably only seen the tip of them
Oligarch Worth Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important
Perdan Achievement You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.
Rancagua Ambition The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly
Sirion Goals It's best to avoid standing directly between a competitive jerk and his goals.
Ubent Change It's a short trip from riding the waves of change to being torn apart by the jaws of defeat.
West Sirion Strife As long as we have each other, we'll never run out of problems.
Ysseria Teamwork A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.


Beluaterra

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