Demotivation
Well here we have it, the result of a bit too much free time and someone showing the team, http://despair.com/. This list of quirky themes and ideas for each nation are obviously not terribly flattering, but that's alright since if anyone should laugh at the kingdoms our characters call home it's us players! For the sake of fairness we've attributed one poster per nation, (though for those we knew really well we had quite a list) so that everyone is painted in an equally unflattering light.
Unfortunately the lists are hardly complete, not because we like some places better but actually because the team hasn't been everywhere, still I'm sure someone won't let that state last forever. ;)
Hope you get a chuckle out of it. Without further ado:
East Continent
Kingdom | Poster | Quote |
Avamar | Meetings | None of us is as dumb as all of us. |
Avamar Selective | Arrogance | The best leaders inspire by example. When that's not an option, brute intimidation works pretty well, too. |
Caligus | Stupidity | Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win AND never quit are idiots. |
Coimbra | Overconfidence | Before you attempt to beat the odds, be sure you could survive the odds beating you. |
Eleador | Sacrifice | Your role may be thankless, but if you're willing to give it your all, you just might bring success to those who outlast you. |
Fontan | Blame | The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures. |
Ibladesh | Burnout | Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you. |
Iturrunt | Incompetence | When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do. |
Kalamar Island Monarchy | Mistakes | It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others. |
Kalmar Island Democracy | Irresponsibility | No single raindrop believes it is to blame for the flood |
Light of Fountain | Trouble | Luck can't last a lifetime unless you die young. |
Old Rancagua | Problems | No matter how great and destructive your problems may seem now, remember, you've probably only seen the tip of them |
Oligarch | Worth | Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important |
Perdan | Achievement | You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor. |
Rancagua | Ambition | The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly |
Sirion | Goals | It's best to avoid standing directly between a competitive jerk and his goals. |
Ubent | Change | It's a short trip from riding the waves of change to being torn apart by the jaws of defeat. |
West Sirion | Strife | As long as we have each other, we'll never run out of problems. |
Ysseria | Teamwork | A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction. |
Beluaterra
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