Melhed/History/Age of Reason/Tales

Election fun

Election ballots for Prime Minister of Melhed during the last 2 years list the following candidates:
Aldo Unti
Zombie
Bob the Wonder Chicken
Bimbo Neuropa
Kerrigan Bladefist

The Zombie won the 14th election initially, but was disqualified when it was realized that the smelly, oozing voters were in fact other zombies and not nobles with incredibly poor hygiene. The discovery was accredited to the Palace Guard, known for throwing waves of men at the problem despite how little it accomplishes. Upon learning that their votes were discarded the zombies began to riot, killing and eating 247 Palace Guards before one Guardian of the Sun arrived on the scene. "It was kind of fun to watch," Guardian of the Sun age 16, "But then I saw this nice looking woman at the voting table and realized it was the perfect chance to show off." The re-confirmed Prime Minister Aldo Unti was not available for comment at the time, but Zombie continues to run despite being brutally murdered 7 times.