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It all begins with some wine, some kidnapping and a squirrel - Chapter 1
Letter from Xaphan the Squirrel
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Cute Cookie Infantry
The moment I read it, I knew there was only one person who would lead that unit... Madog I'm looking at you.
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Letter from Davendrall
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Hey! Thats my unit!
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Letter from Xaphan the Squirrel
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It's so ... effeminately cute, it's gotta be Madog.
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Letter from Davendrall
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I refuse to be mistaken for Madog! Xaphan, as my pet, you will behave or I will flick water at you, and if that doesn't work, you will be shut in the kitchen!
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Letter from Xaphan the Squirrel
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I'm not your Mr Snuggums!
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Letter from Davendrall
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Lies! All lies! You are my Mr Snuggles and you will admit to it! One day you will admit to it!
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Letter from Xaphan the Squirrel
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Well maybe If you took this damn lead off me I might be a little friendlier, I am not a dog!
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Letter from Davendrall
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No, you are a squirrel, which means your a lot cuter. And if I take you off the leash you'll run away or bite me!
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Letter from Xaphan the Squirrel
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Which is no more than you deserve!
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For the next part to the thrilling Adventures of One Drunk and her Rabbit read Chapter 2