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I Dafayo have released the world’s FIRST symphony. Making me the greatest inventor of music. No longer must you suffer the crude beating of drums behind the mundane rift work of barbarians attempting to piece together real works of music. My first symphony (the WORLD’S first symphony) was released two weeks ago. Since then I have released three more. The works are of the finest quality and have gathered much attention. The four symphonies are as noted. | I Dafayo have released the world’s FIRST symphony. Making me the greatest inventor of music. No longer must you suffer the crude beating of drums behind the mundane rift work of barbarians attempting to piece together real works of music. My first symphony (the WORLD’S first symphony) was released two weeks ago. Since then I have released three more. The works are of the finest quality and have gathered much attention. The four symphonies are as noted. | ||
| − | '''Dafayo’s First:''' Eston War March. | + | '''Dafayo’s First:''' ''Eston War March.'' |
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Dedicated to Eston’s soldiers for their fine duties in the field and service to the finest Kingdom in all the world. Strings howl in perfect note and measure. The drums scream of war and pride. The entire piece is sex for the virgin’s ear! And an orgy for the true music aficionado | Dedicated to Eston’s soldiers for their fine duties in the field and service to the finest Kingdom in all the world. Strings howl in perfect note and measure. The drums scream of war and pride. The entire piece is sex for the virgin’s ear! And an orgy for the true music aficionado | ||
| − | '''Dafayo’s 2nd:''' Fact is I’m Evil. | + | '''Dafayo’s 2nd:''' ''Fact is I’m Evil.'' |
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This piece was released as a dark comedy and was both cursed at and embraced by all sides of Nobility. The lyrics speak of deadly sin and evil, while the meaning screams for mercy for a misguided retch. The song’s deep concept lined with a dark humor has given this song much fame. The work has gone down as a record-breaking ticket seller, and a jaw dropping show. | This piece was released as a dark comedy and was both cursed at and embraced by all sides of Nobility. The lyrics speak of deadly sin and evil, while the meaning screams for mercy for a misguided retch. The song’s deep concept lined with a dark humor has given this song much fame. The work has gone down as a record-breaking ticket seller, and a jaw dropping show. | ||
| − | '''Dafayo’s 3rd:''' Dafayo | + | '''Dafayo’s 3rd:''' ''Dafayo'' |
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Titled “Dafayo” this rightly named song describes my soul and personality. It was released to introduce the true Dafayo to the lovely realm of Eston. Its dark at times. Loving at times. Deep at times. Shallow, bright, happy, angry, sad and always ART! It’s a wonderful melody that builds to a crashing finale. | Titled “Dafayo” this rightly named song describes my soul and personality. It was released to introduce the true Dafayo to the lovely realm of Eston. Its dark at times. Loving at times. Deep at times. Shallow, bright, happy, angry, sad and always ART! It’s a wonderful melody that builds to a crashing finale. | ||
| − | '''Dafayo’s 4th:''' That Car “t” | + | '''Dafayo’s 4th:''' ''That Car “t”'' |
While drunk on Vulture spleen ale, I had a vision of carts from the future. This song with lyrics details my vision. It was inspired by the great King of Eston, Andrew McKay (a sexy devilishly handsome man) with his vision of “road engineering” a new evolution of roads within Atamara. | While drunk on Vulture spleen ale, I had a vision of carts from the future. This song with lyrics details my vision. It was inspired by the great King of Eston, Andrew McKay (a sexy devilishly handsome man) with his vision of “road engineering” a new evolution of roads within Atamara. | ||
Revision as of 08:49, 7 September 2006
INTRODUCTION
Greetings artists and literates of the world!
It is I, Dafayo who writes to you here. The world is in turmoil and knee deep in wars over gold and land, while I Dafayo; choose to lead the world in a cultural evolution to rattle the very heavens! Since my arrival in Atamara I have decided to take this world and lead it into renaissance! The lands abound are all covered in filthy forms of barbaric art. The world seems to swim in lowbrow and crudely carved images not fit to adorn a commoner’s toilet room! So I have single handedly taken the job of bringing the world into a new age of culture and art. My critics number many, and my fans number more! My art speaks loud enough to back up my words. And my claim here and forever NOW is this-
“I am Dafayo Daphine Vashemere! Artist supreme! Artist Elite! The world’s FIRST mega-star artist to become wealthy off of art and art alone!”
Welcome to Dafayo Today-o, and welcome to the only printed-paper to promise class and refinement of the utmost standard and measure. I am here to bring you a slice of perfection on a loaf of heaven! Read on my adoring fans, and see why Dafayo is hailed
THE MASTER ARTIST OF THE ENTIRE WORLD!
Vashmere 08:46, 7 September 2006 (CEST)
THE WORLD'S FIRST SYMPHONY
I Dafayo have released the world’s FIRST symphony. Making me the greatest inventor of music. No longer must you suffer the crude beating of drums behind the mundane rift work of barbarians attempting to piece together real works of music. My first symphony (the WORLD’S first symphony) was released two weeks ago. Since then I have released three more. The works are of the finest quality and have gathered much attention. The four symphonies are as noted.
Dafayo’s First: Eston War March.
Dedicated to Eston’s soldiers for their fine duties in the field and service to the finest Kingdom in all the world. Strings howl in perfect note and measure. The drums scream of war and pride. The entire piece is sex for the virgin’s ear! And an orgy for the true music aficionado
Dafayo’s 2nd: Fact is I’m Evil.
This piece was released as a dark comedy and was both cursed at and embraced by all sides of Nobility. The lyrics speak of deadly sin and evil, while the meaning screams for mercy for a misguided retch. The song’s deep concept lined with a dark humor has given this song much fame. The work has gone down as a record-breaking ticket seller, and a jaw dropping show.
Dafayo’s 3rd: Dafayo
Titled “Dafayo” this rightly named song describes my soul and personality. It was released to introduce the true Dafayo to the lovely realm of Eston. Its dark at times. Loving at times. Deep at times. Shallow, bright, happy, angry, sad and always ART! It’s a wonderful melody that builds to a crashing finale.
Dafayo’s 4th: That Car “t”
While drunk on Vulture spleen ale, I had a vision of carts from the future. This song with lyrics details my vision. It was inspired by the great King of Eston, Andrew McKay (a sexy devilishly handsome man) with his vision of “road engineering” a new evolution of roads within Atamara.
All my works are full songs ready for you to hear! They place, for now, ONLY in ESTON and can only be seen and heard at the Hawthorne Palace Theater in the city of the same name. The king himself has been seen at almost every opening night, and its one HELL of a good time!
If any nation wishes to have the music sheets sent to them so they can spread the Dafayan musical wave, please just ask. It will be very cheap, but worth saying
“We play Dafayo here!”
(OOC: Music can actually be heard or downloaded at the following link)
http://www.soundclick.com/dafayovashmere
(56k can stream it with no problem if they hit low-fi, DSL or fast connections get better quality sound from HI-FI)
Vashmere 08:47, 7 September 2006 (CEST)
