Difference between revisions of "The Oligarchian Observer/Edition:9"
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* Disclaimer: This paper DOES NOT represent the official opinions of the Oligarchian government, merely a general accounting for the public. | * Disclaimer: This paper DOES NOT represent the official opinions of the Oligarchian government, merely a general accounting for the public. | ||
* Whenever we say, "Facts", what we mean is the explaination which best fits the evidence of action, not words. | * Whenever we say, "Facts", what we mean is the explaination which best fits the evidence of action, not words. | ||
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| + | ==Attack in Oberndorf== | ||
| + | May 2, 2006- We attacked Oberndorf earlier today, only to be repulsed. 5000 vs. 6000, no surprise they beat us. Such is the war against tyranny, such is life. We will never surrender, we will never give in. | ||
==The End of the War== | ==The End of the War== | ||
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| Cost: Free, unless, of course, you are Sirionite, Fontanese, or Old Rancaguan | Supreme Master of the Newspaper: Hireshmont, 523 Shiverwoodian Squirrelsspace | Volume: 8 |
| The only newspaper that can laugh at itself! | ||
- THE newspaper for the truth about events on the Oligosirionifontanagua Front of the Great War!
- Disclaimer: This paper DOES NOT represent the official opinions of the Oligarchian government, merely a general accounting for the public.
- Whenever we say, "Facts", what we mean is the explaination which best fits the evidence of action, not words.
Attack in Oberndorf
May 2, 2006- We attacked Oberndorf earlier today, only to be repulsed. 5000 vs. 6000, no surprise they beat us. Such is the war against tyranny, such is life. We will never surrender, we will never give in.
The End of the War
May 2, 2006- The OCPAU vs. Itorunt Informer war is over. The CC and OO managed to get just over 1000 views each, totalling in at 2100 views, last I checked. The II, it seems, managed about 1100 views on its own... thats 1100 views, for one issue, and 2(or is it 3?) "special issues". The OO still holds the record for the most views of any single issue.
May We Do Well in May
May 1, 2006- Well, its new issue time! With a record-breaking 1063 views last I checked, the Oligarchian Observer April 2006 Volume CRUSHED the Itorunt Informer, and its Special Issues. The CC did as well, with 1024 views I believe. That ends the II vs. OCPAU war, with us the definitive victors! In this coming month, may we all work, hope, and pray for the success of Oligarch.
