Talk:Caligan Courier/April'06
Actually, the Kalmar Islands are breaking free of the cycle described by Lord Cartor(Cartor right?). We have cleared our regions of monster activity, and though we have few people. A population of one! in Lundel actually,there are no monsters and haveing our capital at the Chaos temple will allow us to refit quicker as Chaos is a more central location. Still nobody to recruit, but I am going to try my luck as a hero and find some volunteers. Things are looking up. Anyway, sorry about the long rambling. Best regards, And congrats on OCPAUs victory. DeSyrr
But of course! Was the OCPAU ever doubted victory?--Twinblade 30 March 2006 22:50 (CEST)
Of course, the newspaper war, is sadly somewhat opposite of the actual war on the east island. Instead of 3 on 1 and and what is it in Caligus 2 on 1? It is 4 papers all against Itorunt, which ist preferrable to your papers or that of Oligarch's anyway.
Cowardly scumbag! Too afraid to sign your name, eh? Knew we'd hunt you down, lambast you in the public haunts of men, evicerate you in fiction(then evicerate you on the battlefield)! I will insult your ideologies, I will ostricize your ostriches! I will cut your fingers off with a rusty spoon, then I will feed your fingers to Doc(I hear he likes human flesh!)! Following this, I will find your family, and deport them to the COLONIES. Your pitiful attempt at hiding WILL BE UNMASKED! Leave your name and contact info, I will find you, demolish your sanity, and publicly TAUNT YOU! And the OCPAU stands united in this! Talless, lets find these non-name signers! Vellos 31 March 2006 03:13 (CEST)
Haha, how foolish you act, good Vellos. I wrote that, and I apologize, and as much as I respect Oligarch the fact of the matter is, oligarch has lost 5 regions with one being a city. Oligarch has taken only two badland regions mainly due to the fact that OR is in a state of political turmoil. Caligus is doing allright I suupose, but that last battle I got word of. Yssarian DEFENDERS win? Well Caligus has their capital in the ajacent province and can refit accordingly. They will probably come out allright. Perdan and ubent meet with good success all around. Oligarch is the only realm losing currently, but what more could we expect with a 3 on 1 fight to have you completely obliterated. I apologize Talless, for not signing my name as it seems to have caused quite a commotion here. I should not and wish not to cause a problem for one who has given me aid. My Regards, Legatus DeSyrr
gaah, how do I get my signature back on?
Three tildes (~) after eachother. Like this: Marouane
Thank you,
DeSyrr
Eh, its true, things havent been goin Caligus's way as of late, but weve had a little turmoil on the inside, Everyone tense, especially with the loss of Supra, i currently lead the TO unit, but when we march on Supra i do not know....
Hey, this will make a good article! Time to get to work...--Twinblade 31 March 2006 18:34 (CEST)
Mkay, ive took counsil with my editors, we're not gonna write entire articles to slag of the Itorunt Informer, that was my mistake, in fact, well keep with news, and slag them off in the middle of it! That way we get both groups of readers! Those who want to hear bad things about itorunt, and those who want to hear the news about Caligus Great idea fellas! But, i gotta post one more little article, the retaliation of Cartor....--Twinblade 1 April 2006 16:42 (CEST)
You should really tell Cartor that YOU declared journalistic warfare. Also, what does he mean by we are "shouting", I mean, he was the one who said "Itorunt Informer my ***". And saying "we dint touch you, we dint mock you", yes you did! And our allies, which was acually why we gave a damn in the first place. Also, I've never heard of the "right of answer". And if you will stop mocking us, then we will do the same for you, I'm taking some flak back home for straying from the issue. Agreed? --The1exile 1 April 2006 18:23 (CEST)
I can agree to stop posting articles mocking the Itorunt Informer... though I cant agree to stop mocking you in general(OOC- Discussion mockery shall continue probably, but mocking in articles can stop). Vellos 1 April 2006 18:26 (CEST)
Hmm, can we make in-article mockery allowed, but no more articles devoted purely to mockery of other papers? Discussion page mockery can continue unabated. Twinblade, do you agree? --The1exile 1 April 2006 18:35 (CEST)
Ummm are either of those statements supposed to make sense?--Twinblade 1 April 2006 18:36 (CEST)
Ok, i get it now, how bout a little mockery here or there in this article or that article, but no articles dedicated entirely to mockery of other newspapers. And mockery allowed in all disscussion pages, like this one. Let me give yuo and example:
The Itorunt Informer Sucks! Your never gonna win you son of an Ibladeshian noble!
Make sense?--Twinblade 1 April 2006 18:40 (CEST)
I'll write up a treaty we can all sign, and link to it from the OCPAU page! :D Vellos 1 April 2006 18:42 (CEST)
Son of an Ibladeshian noble? My family has always lived in Itorunt, and will continue to do so for a long time yet. And I will not sign the treaty if it is written on the OCPAU page, I want a neutral place to sign, such as the East continent chronicler page. --The1exile 1 April 2006 18:48 (CEST)
He made a whole new link, its an internatioal treaty thingy... He just put a link in the OCPAU--Twinblade 1 April 2006 18:50 (CEST)
The East COntinent Chronicler is written and printed by Fontanese, last I checked. I wouldnt call that neutral. The only neutral ground in the whole continent is Kalmar, and I'm starting to wodner about them even. Thus, I have set up the IJARG page, for you to view at your leisure and link to from the Itorunt Informer. Vellos 1 April 2006 18:55 (CEST)
From a certain point of view, the IJARG is a treaty. It just isnt a treaty to end the war. Instead, its a treaty to agree to fight the war without hitting below the belt(well, okay Talless, you can hit Eleran below the belt, but you see what I'm sayign!). Vellos 5 April 2006 00:18 (CEST)
Feel free to send troops to kill the tyrant at any time. Maybe you guys and Yssaria can issue some sort of temporary ceasefire to get rid of him then rteturn to killing eachother. Good Plan eh? Legatus DeSyrr 7 April 2006 00:42 (CEST)
Kamekaze, i added more to your article and when i had finsihed it needed a new title. I hope you dont mind. If you want, i can change it back to how you had it and i will write a new article...--Twinblade 8 April 2006 04:23 (CEST)
GOSH! I always get confused, sorry bout that, that what happens when you get a ton of stuff to post....--Twinblade 8 April 2006 16:55 (CEST)
Love Scandal
Oh please do report on the love scandal! Nothing like a little controversy.--Aurum Bishamon Family April 18, 2006 05:46 (CEST)
Why so you filthy little word twisters can get your grubby hands on it? NO WAY :)--Twinblade 19 April 2006 01:18 (CEST)
Hey Twinblade, nice to see you're still in business. I even laid off insulting your paper while you weren't here. You need to speak to Hireshmont. --The1exile 19 April 2006 01:50 (CEST)
