Rogala Family/Kokomaro

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Kokomaro, exploring northern Beluaterra

Kokomaro - Life of Awesomeness

The life of Kokomaro has been one of pain and awesomeness. He was born in Semall, a small city in the realm of Itorunt. He became the lead singer of the boy band "Doc Boys", but the group split up when TK Jones decided to become a solo artist.

He left for the New World (later to be known as Beluaterra) in hopes of finding a place where he could escape the poperotsi. There he joined the realm of Ar Agyr, and wasn't long before he created the rock band "Raging Battle Axes" with his sister. It wasn't long though before she was banned for treason (bitting the head off a live chicken during one of the shows). Kokomaro (or as this groupies called him, "Big Snake") accepted the judge, Julma Jaune, reasoning behind his sisters banishment (he was getting tired of her stealing the spotlight anyways) and continued rocking out peacefully (with the band "Dirty Blacksmith"). After buring down the grand palace (that was one great concert!), he was fined 250 gold. It took many months to pay off such a large fine (given that he was in debt to Tsu posse, now those guys would break your legs if you didn't pay), showing commitment and loyalty (and style) few possessed. Upon this final payment he was banished for tax evsion, even though he filled his income tax forms out properly. Never in his life had he seen such an act of hate, and thus began his career as the famous blues player "Koko 'banned again' maro". Julma Jaune cronies managed to capture him; they took all his possessions and sold him to a cheap cruise line.

For many years he worked on a salve ship (ooops, I mean cruise line), being forced to sing big numbers all day and night. This made him strong and he learnt much about human suffering (this lead to his blues hit, "One Cruise, No Life" . One night he rocked out so much, the captain declared him to "cool for the pool" (that what they called the ocean back then, the pool). Within a week the ship wercked on the shores of an island (the captian was drinkin, again), which he later fondly called “The Colonies”.

He was captured by the music group called "assassins". Due to his inhuman singing talent the assassins decided to spare his life. It was a confusing time for Kokomaro. He had little understanding of be-bop and didn’t like the life of a starving artist. Not only that but the assassins refused to let him be lead sax, this upset him much. It was in his nature by this time to not let the enemy strike first. He went solo, and was banished from the group.

He then joined Giblot, only to be almost excuted (I guess they didn't like his rendition of "Burn the Witch").

Escaped! (2 hours, 54 minutes ago)One morning in your cell, you hear the guards speak about an upcoming execution outside your cell door. As you listen carefully, you find out that is your execution that is being planned.Giving it everything, you try again to escape from your cell, and driven by sheer awesomeness, you succeed this time! You are free!

Fleeing from Giblot, he joined the Outer Tilog. The ruler being a big fan of Kokomaro, lent him the royal yacht. He then sailed to Beluaterra.

He joined the realm of Fronen who was under attack by the undead hoards. There he became known as a powerful warrior singer. In the battle field he rockd out so hard large groups of undead and monsters would just like stand there stunned by his amazing talent. Like all musician though, he eventually began a career in politics, running (or should we say rocking and rolling) for judge. Slowly he gained groupies, but atlas it was not meant to be. The judge seeing that he may lose the up coming election banned good music, and Kokomaro had to leave.

Seeing that Melhed had public health care, he decided to join them. His new countrymen were suspicious and weary of him. Soon Melhed’s council died under unknown circumstances (wink, wink, mafia takeover), and a new Council was formed. They loved Kokomaro's great music, and declared him the greatest artist of the second century. He taught Melhed how to rock and roll, Kokomaro was made Duke of Unger. He then created Valentia, the Music Capital of the world, and Kokomaro became king (hail to the king baby).

Kokomaro's Top 20 Musical Hits

  1. Sending my Love in a Caravan (Doc Boys)
  2. My Elf Girl (Doc Boys)
  3. East Island Express (Doc Boys)
  4. Smooth Rebel (Doc Boys)
  5. Who's got the Wall? (Doc Boys)
  6. Police Work (Raging Battle Axes)
  7. All your Bases are Belonging to Us! (Raging Battle Axes)
  8. They Set us Up the Bomb! (Raging Battle Axes)
  9. Cold Blooded (Dirty Blacksmith)
  10. Take Over (Dirty Blacksmith)
  11. Tsu Crew Crime Spree (Dirty Blacksmith)
  12. One Cruise, No Life (Koko 'banned again' maro)
  13. Ban Me One More Time (Koko 'banned again' maro)
  14. Old Fines (Koko 'banned again' maro)
  15. No Bonds, No Gold (Koko 'banned again' maro)
  16. Seriously Wounded (Assassins)
  17. Travel Delayed (Assassins)
  18. Deus Ex Machina
  19. Universal Troopleader
  20. Who let the Peasants Out!

Whoooo there, this story ain't over just yet, so just chill. Kokomaro did a many more great thing since the birth of Valentia, and I'm not talking about him getting another gold record (whatever the hell that is). For Valentia was not a hip happening place, and Kokomaro was (hippin and hopping, bippin and bopping) so things had to change. He needed fresh talent, people who had "The Pow-Wah" (similar to power, just a hell of alot better). Thankfully he had "The Pow-Wah", and as we all know (or soon will) "Pow-Wah" attracts "Pow-Wah".

Alot of cool cats came, same with a bunch of squirels, some birds, and a few bears. None of this really mattered. Kokomaro wanted people, people he could relate with, people who would gladly join his Krew (similair to crew, but with 10 percent less fat), people who would denfend the 'North Side'.