Nergals Instrument/Squirrel Trebuchet
It is no secret that we Ikalakian's enjoy a certain relationship with our Squirrels, and that we consider Squirrels to be all purpose Items and tools. Ikalak mass breeds squirrels for many reasons:
- To be used in place of horses
- To be used as a on-the-go food supply to our army
- Menial Labour
- To be fired from our bows in place of arrows
- For sexual depravity
- To be our servants
- Cannon Fodder
- To be basic infantry
But, under the scheming machinations of Xaphan and Diodorus a new weapon was created, a new purpose for our Squirrels. This new weapon was terrifying and truly a powerful construction of epic proportions. This was the Flaming Squirrel Trebuchet - A giant behemoth of a Trebuchet that fire Flaming flame retardant Squirrels. Truly a weapon of mass destruction. In more recent news about this WMD, Xaphan constructed one atop of his enbuttement in Norland as a means to destroy Moramoth mountain and all surrounding lands in an attempt to destroy Peny's Mom and Mick The Slasher Mugurk. However these plans where cast aside upon the breaking up of the northern federation.
