Lapallanch Family/Nuumbara

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  • Ingvar Grimnar, Knight of Unagae has been wounded by Might of Nuumbara (1).
    • Left ear of Ingvar
Roleplay from Nuumbara Lapallanch
Nuumbara approached Ingvar after the battle. Nuumbara lowered her head then quickly chewed Ingvar's left ear off.

After chewing for few minutes, Nuumbara swallowed Ingvar's left year.

"Ingvar is chewier than Nuumbara think. Ingvar become more juicy for Nuumbara."

With those words, Nuumbara left Ingvar.
Nuumbara Lapallanch


Roleplay from Nuumbara Lapallanch
It was in the middle of the day when Nuumbara found a body near her camp.

She recognized the body the moment she saw it. It was Ingvar the Short ear's body.

He seemed to have died of an infection caused by Nuumbara's bite.

Nuumbara poked the dead body to flip the face upward. Ingvar's body was already too decomposed for Nuumbara to take another bite.

"Nuumbara feel sad to see Ingvar fail to reach his full deliciousness. Me want him fed to Me dogs."

Her soldiers lifted Ingvar's body then tossed it toward Nuumbara's pet hounds. Within few moments, Ingvar's body was shredded by the hounds beyond recognition.
Nuumbara Lapallanch


  • Sandar Merrinoff, Knight of Eledrir has been captured by Might of Nuumbara (1).
    • Nose of Sandar
Roleplay from Nuumbara Lapallanch
Nuumbara approached Sandar before his prison cart was sent to the capital. Guards opened the door so Nuumbara could get closer to Sandar.

"Sandar look healthy than Ingvar. Sandar must be juicy and tender. Nuumbara don't know where to eat first. Me like handsome Sandar nose."

Nuumbara drew her blade and grabbed Sandar's nose. Some of Nuumbara's men grabbed Sandar so he could not resist what was coming for him.

Soon, Sandar's scream filled the air and with that, his nose was forcefully removed. Nuumbara quickly put the bloody thing into her mouth, chewing and rolling it with her teeth and tongue.

"Sandar taste saltier than Ingvar. Me like Sandar and want to eat him more but the man with smaller hammer want to see Sandar first."

The prison cart began to move once Nuumbara shut the door behind her. Nuumbara watched Sandar head toward the capital while licking her blade which was still covered in Sandar's blood.
Nuumbara Lapallanch


  • Oracle Sworde, Knight of Cirannor has been wounded by Might of Nuumbara (1).
    • Thigh of Oracle
Roleplay from Nuumbara Lapallanch
Nuumbara stood before wounded Oracle. She cut a small piece off of Oracle's thigh and tasted it before him.

"Nuumbara think Oracle need more fat. Maybe Me should eat Oracle from behind maybe."

As Nuumbara tried to cut Oracle again, arrows landed near Nuumbara. Her men quickly pulled Nuumbara back and distanced themselves from Oracle who was quickly saved by his men before Nuumbara could get to him.

"Nooooooo! Nuumbara's breakfast is running away! Me want Oracle now! Get him!"

Unfortunately for Nuumbara, Oracle got away too quickly before she could do anything.
Nuumbara Lapallanch


  • Torsten Gray, Noble of Taselak has been wounded by Might of Nuumbara (1).
    • Left Arm of Torsten
Roleplay from Nuumbara Lapallanch
Nuumbara approached injured Torsten. She could tell Torsten had no way of resisting her. She quickly put her mouth on his left arm then with a single bite, she bit flesh of Torsten off.

After chewing diligently for a minute, she swallowed Torsten's flesh.

"Mmmm. Nuumbara like Torsten. Torsten is tastier than others. Me want to keep Torsten for dinner but there are too many Tals. Me will come back for Tasty Torsten later."

With that Nuumbara departed. Leaving chewed off Torsten behind.
Nuumbara Lapallanch


  • Havoc Noble, Earl of Umkinnu has been captured by Might of Nuumbara (2).

The hero Aeneas Gabanus, Lord Chief of Taselak, Royal of Taselak, Marshal of the Queen's Own Dreadnoughts was killed by Nia Deytheur's unit.

Roleplay from Nuumbara Lapallanch
Nuumbara drank and ate non stop ever since she returned from the front.

She was glad she could enjoy fine things in life. She had already enjoyed cooked human meat coming from areas close to the City of Ikalak. When she was serving in the front, she could never enjoy them with a fine glass of wine.

As she was eating well cooked thighs of younger male soldier, her chef brought her a dessert.

"Nuumbara is excite to eat. What is this?"

"It is wined soaked blue eyes, milady. He came in fresh in the morning."

"Nuumbara like blue. Look yummy."

"I hope you will enjoy it. Unfortunately, Aeneas hasn't arrived yet from Sandalak. I can't wait to cook such an exquisite person. I hope Sandals will not spoil the meat."

"Nuumbara hear Sands bring Aeneas salty."

"That would make things a lot easier indeed. I will have to come up with some new ideas for you. I do not want this once in a life time opportunity to be wasted."

"Nuumbara wait happy."
Nuumbara Lapallanch


Roleplay from Nuumbara Lapallanch
As soon as Nuumbara arrived in the city of Ikalak, she immediately visited her favourite chef who promised her the best meal of her life.

The moment she entered the chef's restaurant, she was greeted by the chef.

"Lady Nuumbara! Your time is perfect! I have already prepared Lord Aeneas for you! Come this way!"

"Nuumbara can't wait. Aeneas ready already? Good good."

After seeing Nuumbara sit comfortably on her chair, the chef waved his right hand at a server.

"The first course his sliced Aeneas's nose dipped in our famous yellow apple sauce. I have soaked it in our most delicious apple sauce for 48 hours."

"Mmmmm.Nuumbara like how soft and tasty it is. Me want more."

"Sorry Lady Nummbara but he only had enough for one serving. But you will not be disappointed by the next course."

"What is next?"

"It is Aeneas's belly and thighs, my lady. I have sliced them thin so the meat can absorb the sauce better. I used his intestines with some of my special ingrediants from Sandalak to make it taste more savory."

"Good Chef make Nuumbara happy."

It took almost a full hour for Nuumbara to finish everything up to the dessert which was Aeneas's eye balls soaked with honey and fruits.

"Nuumbara give good Chef 50 gold for this meal. Me want to eat Scein too when Me get chance."

"It will be my pleasure to cook you an even better meal next time."
Nuumbara Lapallanch


  • Crimson Strika, Noble of Taselak has been seriously wounded by Eat Tals Eat Ikalak! (6).
  • Stromer Sylerin, Knight of Taselak has been wounded by Eat Tals Eat Ikalak! (6).
Roleplay from Nuumbara Lapallanch
Nuumbara had a feast. Soon after the battle started, Nuumbara clashed with the front line of Taselak. There she met her first meal of the day ​Crimson Strika. He looked healthy and fresh. A good meal to start the day indeed. While her men and his men were busy fighting, Nuumbara sneaked up behind him quickly cut a part of Crimson's armor off then took a bite off of his shoulder. Just as expected, it was juicy and moist.

"NUUMBARA NOM NOM CRIMSON. ME WANT TO TASTE MORE CRIMSON!"

But before she could take another bite of Crimson, a new unit slammed Nuumbara's unit from the side. This was enough to distract Nuumbara briefly, giving Crimson time to retreat. Infuriated by this attack, Nuumbara quickly turned her gaze upon her new meal.

"Nuumbara angry with Stromer! Me don't like this Tal kicking Me breakfast! Me eat you now!"

After exchanging blows for a few times, Nuumbara managed to slash Stromer's thigh. While Stromer lost his balance, Nuumbara licked her blade to taste Stromer's blood.

"NUUUUUUUUM! STROMER TASTE LIKE FISH! STROMER STINKY! ME DON'T LIKE STINKY FISH!"

When Nuumbara decided to keep her distance from Stromer the rotten fish, her captain grabbed her to retreat. While Nuumbara was busy tasting food, her unit was crushed and scattered, allowing Tals to slowly surround her position.
Nuumbara Lapallanch


Duel (1 hour, 28 minutes ago) Nuumbara Lapallanch, The Devourer of Sandalak, Royal of Sandalak meets her challenger Balin Aurelius, Count of Eledrir for the agreed duel till death. Balin has decided to use the 'aggressive' strategy while Nuumbara has chosen the 'overrun' strategy, giving Nuumbara the advantage. The duel goes as planned, then badly for Balin. He suffers several slight wounds, then a final, fatal blow. The healers hurry, but they are too late. Nuumbara, although the winner, has also suffered a light wound.

Roleplay from Nuumbara Lapallanch
As the sun retreated over the horizon, Nuumbara met Balin in a tiny opening surrounded by their soldiers. Balin chose a battle axe over a sword, choosing a weapon he was familiar with over a traditional weapon. Nuumbara did the same by choosing her massive saw, a fitting weapon for a giant.

Nuumbara could not wait to taste Balin's tasty Sands blood. Despite consuming Sands whenever she wanted, she never had the chance to devour blood and flesh of a noble born.

Nuumbara could not contain her excitement no longer. She shouted as she charged.

"Nuumbara eat Balin today. Me nom nom Balin! Me drink Balin!"

Balin answered Nuumbara's charge with his own.

"Sandalak! I am the one that let this foul beast into our realm. It's only right I kill it!"

They exchanged blows and danced around one another for a few minutes until Nuumbara began to pressure Balin with her sheer strength. When Balin finally made a mistake, his shoulder was sliced lightly. Nuumbara quickly licked blood off of saw to taste Balin.

"Mmmmmmmm! Nuumbara want more! Me like Balin. Sweet Balin! Balin sweet!"

Nuumbara's blows were becoming stronger while Balin's were becoming more defensive and weak. After fighting for 10 minutes, Balin was bleeding from everywhere. Nuumbara could sense her victory drawing nearer with every blow. She decided to take a risk and finish Balin before he bled to death. She could not afford to let any blood go to waste.

After narrowly dodging Balin's final blow, Nuumbara struck Balin's neck, breaking it in half. As Balin collapsed, Nuumbara quickly got on top of him to sink her teeth into Balin's neck which was gushing with blood.

Soldiers around them quickly scattered as they could not withstand the horror before them.
Nuumbara Lapallanch


  • Sir Bryce Moore, Knight of Taselak has been wounded by DEVOUR! (4).
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