Asgard Informer/Issue Eleven

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Price: 1 silver coins Phoenix sized.png Main editors: Xaphan, Smeagenwulf


Phoenixsmall.png   Reclamation of Melmoor!   Phoenixsmall.png
by Xaphan Vanimedle
August, 2009
Our Konungr, using his ability to say a lot while not really saying anything (known as a monologue to some) has managed to agree Dictator Sordnaz that Melmoor, Kingdom of the spoons should be returned to Norland. Melmoor quickly supplied all the spoon garments to Norland that we had the lacked these past months, which we attribute to the military defeats we suffered. Oh and they also supplied us with a huge sum of food, quickly solving the starvation that claimed the lives of tens of thousands.

Scherzer was soon appointed lord of Melmoor as he was seen to be a loyal Viking Squirrel with known infidelities to spoons.



Phoenixsmall.png   Thane Jarl Missing, blood crazed Yeti's blamed!   Phoenixsmall.png
by Xaphan Vanimedle
August, 2009
Thane Jarl Rovec was "found missing" in his office earlier this month, there was no sign of a struggle, though it was apparent he was messy individual, blood stains on the wall, puddles of the substance of the floor, several pieces of furniture was smashed all over the place and some one had written on the wall, in blood "Arrrgggh!". This now means we Norlander's need a new Thane Jarl, a powerful Viking of great military prowess, naturally we can hardly decide between our Viking's.



Phoenixsmall.png   War!!! Against Minas Ithil   Phoenixsmall.png
by Xaphan Vanimedle
August, 2009
Our allies of the south (Caergoth and Suville) plus some realms that have been friendly to Norland in the past have all charged against Minas Ithil, sword in hand. Tara and Coria's reasoning seems sketchy at best, Coria claiming religious reasons and Tara not claiming anything but that hasn't stopped Tara from winning a few battles ans taking a region. Despite Norland's alliance with some of the aggressors and long standing hate with the Ithilian's we shall keep our Viking hordes at bay in this war.



Phoenixsmall.png   A Northern alliance?   Phoenixsmall.png
by Xaphan Vanimedle
August, 2009
Eston and the Barony Of Makar have both leaped to the aid of Minasland, also Darka jumped to the aid of Eston (sparking a military response from the Cagilan Empire) and they have forged something resembling a Northern Alliance, despite having shattered the North Federation, seems the Northern realms wish for the unified power that was seen in the NF and decided to create a pale imitation of the once great and illustrious federation. This alliance Norland has ignored for the most part, as it consists entirely of realms that happily attacked and raped Norland lands, creating multiple starvations and sapping at our honour and pride by forcing themselves on our land and eventually forcing a peace agreement.



Phoenixsmall.png   Playhouses in Norland all sold out   Phoenixsmall.png
by A Mr ... X...aphan...
August, 2009
All the playhouses in Norland have been reportedly sold out, with Smeagenwulf delighting audiences all over, Mad Dog bizarrely managing to turn punching a cow into a four hour play and Xaphan buying out the playhouses when available to spend hours on end reciting his monologues; whether this is a good thing for Norland, we'll find out...