Outer Tilog (Realm)/Government

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The Democratic Government of Outer Tilog

Where democracy is one step away from anarchy.

This list has been compiled lovingly on genuine peasant-skin parchment a scribes whom is trapped in a room somewhere in the ruined tower in the center of the city. The Outer Tilog MoI would like to add that reading this list is completely illegal unless you have a Reading Permit, which is available from our head office for a mere 200 gold coins or, optionally, a mild public beheading. There are, of course, other nobles of note who have of yet not decided to grace themselves with clumsy titles. What is the requirement to be a fully titled member of the Outer Tilog Government? Why, merely to love Outer Tilog so much that you're willing to destroy it to satisfy your own sick sense of self-gratification! And what more could we ask from a truly loyal citizen?

Legal Disclaimer: The words in italics are purely the opinion of the noble yelling them though my food-hole and are not at all to be taken as truth or fact or especially taken into a court of law and used to sue the hide off of me, because I'm just a scribe and it's not my fault, even if technically this could count as slander and please make me stop working, I'm tired, and my hand is broken I can't even go home to my family these days not to mention that I haven't been paid for six years please help me

Current Members

Outer Tilog is a bit like a vast anthill, except the ants have razor-sharp teeth and a taste for human flesh. Oh, and the queen ant is ten feet tall and covered with tentacles. Like in all truly advanced ant societies, each member has a specific role that helps shape Outer Tilog into the monstrous abomination it is today. Currently, the Official Roster of Important Positions is as thus:

Status	Name	Relevant Titles	Description
Rotting in a ditch	Rakaarox Nabarl	Longest running Chairthing, Special Minister:Bureau of Inhuman Services	Body parts? What body parts?
Always just a few days dead	Darius Rea	Former ChairThing of the Dual ChairThings	Eats donuts. And people. And Donut-people people.
Covered in Boogers	Silenus Polytus	Bone Chair Entity of Outer Tilog	He likes rubber ducks and long walks in the park.
Hiding under the covers	Varaziel Solicix	Offensive minister	No one is quite sure what he does, but he does it.
Scaring small children	Bonnie Hannah Buchanan	MoI, for now	Daisy dukes and cowboy boots, you know.
Airing out a bathroom	Semeli Foote	The Smelliest Kepper	Don't mention the screeching harpi-SREEEEEECCCCHHHHHHHH
Drinking and whoring	Hazno Harte	Duke and general pain in the rear	Hazno is the worst villain ever. He doesn't know how to make anyone scream save a woman that makes the mistake of seeing him in bed.
What it says on the tin	Rotting Corpse	Corpse Keeper	He's a corpse of some long dead warrior or something. He'll tell you about it if you speak zombie.

Former Members

The former members of this list are kept below, for...posterity. Not because Outer Tilog has a 45% undeath/undead rate and the mentioned nobles would be upset if they went through all the work of returning to this plane and found out they were completely removed from the register or anything...
Yellow status boxes indicate the noble has disappeared from the public eye, but still maintains a current Official Nobility Form in the OTOoD. Red status boxes indicate the noble has disappeared entirely, for now.

Status	Name	Relevant Titles	Description
Not Found	Dethargos	Ruler and Demonic Diplomat	Not a black magician at all. What a great fellow this Dethargos is. Too bad we can't seem to find him at the moment.
Tenderly caressing a lich (Not the Lich)	Moira Na Leodaich	Chancellorix	Watch for knives. Sharp, pointy ones that always seem to find their way into tender bits of one's anatomy.
Currently deceased, subject to change at any moment.	Woefix Leroy	General and Evil Political Rival to Dethargos	If you vote for Woefix, the Bouncing Belly Devil will eat you! No, I'm just kidding. I'll eat you.
Found a pet	Despyria Eiryn	Judge, Jury and Executioner	Also very good at torture, which is redefined in Outer Tilog as 'recreation'. Do not leave her in a room with your pet/slave/zombie. Despyria has also done stints as the Countess of Naan Forest and Nidalery... as well as a well received but horribly reviewed turn as Vice-Chancellorix when Dethargos fell to pieces.
Caught in his own catapult	Zane Ilwaukim	Executive Director and Chief Propagandist, Ministry of Entertainment & Tourism	Apparently his title doesn't 'fit the genre', but it's impressively long, and that's all that matters. Whether you're looking for an exciting ride from a catapult or simply looking for a place to stay for the last night of your life, Zane is the EDCPME&T you're looking for.
Counting Coin	Nick Newlands II	Sometimes-Banker	I'd swear he's stealing from the vault. I can't prove it, but every day I put my gold coins in the bank, and the next day they've been stolen and replaced with useless pieces of paper they keep trying to tell me are 'bonds'. It's a conspiracy and I'm going to find out who's responsible.
Ų̶̛̺͎̒͒͘n̸͈̪͛k̵̛̪̼̻̤̍ͅn̷̬͓̓̃ŏ̵͈̗̀̚͠ẁ̶͠ͅn̵̙̙̲͔͛͊̕͜͝	Pharmakeus Grandrith	Alchemist to the Crown	Do not take candy from this man. If he offers you a drink, refuse. If he catered for your party, go home.
Probably drinking, but who knows	Angus Na Leodaich	Master Brewer	That bone-headed drunken lout excels at killing troops. Usually ours, but who's counting? Try his 'Peasant's Foot Beer', it's very nice. Of course, it's not made from peasant feet! It's made from their ears.
Currently missing, but the demon Guarool'dath'urp has been looking rather well-fed these days	Qaleb A'Grendall	Official Scribe of the Demoniconminocon	We try to tell Qaleb you can't list every one of the twenty million and two demons in existence but he just keeps trying. What a courageous man. His soul will burn in hellfire, but his work will live on.
Currently missing. Last seen somewehere around the Rollsovar stables	Triodoccio Bravelano	Commander of Outer Tilog	He's only been commander for a short period of time, but already the peasants are screaming in rage, demanding he be thrown from office and feasted upon by lions. Congratulations, Triodoccio! You have our vote!
For his own good, hopefully dead as dust	Erlang	Master of the Squirrels	Erlang is a Convicted traitor and failed rebel. This sub-human creature is no longer tolerated in our beloved realm. All squirrels in Outer Tilog have been summarily executed.
Hiding underground in a secure location	Murakama Yukiko	Chief Embezzler and sometimes Countess of Hulaferd	With the aid of her Head (and Body) Chef, she's the creator of much of Outer Tilog's world-famous cuisine. As the former General of Portion, she has more experience than most in running a realm into the ground. Under no circumstances should you accept an invitation to join her for dinner. I also think she's looting the treasury, but I no longer have enough fingers to count that high.
In the Belfry, of course.	Vladamire Abjur	Minister of Offense and Wearer of the Purple Helmut, Chief Ambassador of Outer Tilog	He managed to lose Outer Tilog City to Giblot (it got better!) and convince pretty much everyone to join in an Alliance with us against Giblot and Wetham. Oh, and he's served as Minister of Offense longer than almost anyone. He's said to be a blood-thirsty vampire, which has only improved his standing among the nobility. His habit of spending the lives of our soldiers in battle like gold in the hands of a drunkard in a tavern has made him hated and feared by the commoners. Luckily for Vlad, it's the nobility that get to vote.