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* Tilogian Law - A collection of rules, regulations, and things to ensnare you with.
 
* Tilogian Law - A collection of rules, regulations, and things to ensnare you with.

Revision as of 04:31, 12 September 2005

Welcome to Outer Tilog

We are small and dark land whose inhabitants worship evil gods with animal and sometimes human sacrifices. We do, however, have our own brand of humour, as shown by the fact that a thumb screw is our realms standard.

Ironically, Outer Tilog is the only democratic realm in the Colonies. Council meetings usually consist of a lot of shouting, some fighting, general insults, and a decision when one side has been beaten into submission.

  • Outer Tilog Dictionary
  • Outer Tilogian Creatures - A fantastic bestiary

Poisoners Guild

  • The Tome

Chancellor(ix) Office

Do not meddle in the affairs of Outer Tilog for you are crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce.

  • The Official Government of Outer Tilog - Members of the Outer Tilog Government are to be avoided at all costs. Do not approach these people. They are dangerous and in most cases criminally insane.
  • For Colonies and Outer Tilog current events and rumor patrol see the Colonies Monthly Ledger and The Outer Tilogian Inquisition


Ministry of Injustice

  • Tilogian Law - A collection of rules, regulations, and things to ensnare you with.
  • Judge Devices - Our dread justicar's most lovely toys: ThumbScrews & HeadCruscher
  • Traitors - how Outer Tilog deals with its traitors
  • Executions - Head removal for the whole family!

Notable Tortures

Ministry of Offense

Did anybody say Defense? What's that?

WARS OT is currently at war with former ally, Giblot. And Portion, too! Don't forget those crazy guys at Portion! OT at War

  • The Regions of Outer Tilog - The regions history of Outer Tilog
  • Outer-Tilog's weapons and armor page - What we wear when we go to battle


Ministry of Entertainment & Tourism

Need to get rid of that old nag of a wife? A few too many brats running around the castle? Bring them on a thrilling and educational vacation to Outer Tilog! We guarantee that you'll be able to shed at least one family member to one draconian law or another before sundown the first night. In no time at all they'll be adorning our sacrificial altars and you'll be free to return home with a much lighter familial burden.

Racks. Iron maidens. Branding irons. Thumbscrews. Just some of the fascinating implements you'll get firsthand experience with when you vacation in fascinating Outer Tilog! By the end of your stay, you'll be begging for more!

  • Vacations - Vacation getaways for the whole family in scenic Outer Tilog
  • Festival of Virgins - Party the night away at the annual Festival of Virgins
  • Rollsovar Barbecue - Cuisine like nothing else in the world
  • Peasant Bowling - Extreme sports for the whole family
  • Outer Tilog Amusement Park - Outer Tilog's newest tourist attraction!
  • OTCCFPTRS - Outer Tilog Cultural Center for Facial Piercing, Tattooing and Ritual Scarification
  • International Relations - See the pride of Outer Tilog's diplomatic communication
  • Outer Tilogian poetry - Experience the magnificence of Outer Tilogian literary arts
  • Tilogian Holiday - Holiday Greetings from the Underworld
  • A new banner? - Duke Zane's new banner
  • Outer Tilog - A history and description of Outer Tilog
  • Welcome - A newcomer's guide to Outer Tilog society
  • Life in Outer Tilog
  • Customer Service - Outer Tilog style
  • The Greater Demons of Outer Tilog - A little guide to the demons of Outer Tilog
  • Outer Tilog for Kids - Nobody can ever accuse Outer Tilog of not catering for the small folk. The small folk in this case being the cannibal leprechauns of the Dimension of Pain and Suffering; however, we're also kind to small children. Join the ever smiling Chancellor Dethargos on this page just for kids! Of course, there's nothing stopping you from coming in and taking a look for yourself. Except for that ancient curse which will doom you unto the seventh generation. Just kidding! It's more like the fifth.

Hop right in! The Demon God of Clowns DEMANDS YOUR FEALTY!