Too Much BattleMaster

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You know you play too much BattleMaster when...

You tell yourself, you can live without Battlemaster....then come back 2 weeks later, sweating, and wondering if your allies are ok.
You wake up at 3 in the morning sweating, without an alarm, to neurotically scout the enemy.
The only reason you get away from your computer is to go outside and take the picture that Tom asked for the anniversary collage.
Your girlfriend has given up on trying to stop you wasting your time on such a pointless game and actually reminds you when you're about to miss a turn.
You have not been able to log into the game all day, but you still make no plans...and sit by the computer all night hitting the refresh button.
Battlemaster sets your curfew, and you just have to be home before the turn is over.
You go to some sort of social event, but instead of talking to people, you spend the entire time thinking about: (for the Generals amoung us) line settings, (for the Rulers amoung us) diplomatic negotiations, (for the Region Lords amoung us) which court to hold next.
You have a ton of work to do, but deadline or no deadline, you're going to read all your Battlemaster messages first.
You know what time it is in Germany at all times.
You plan vacations and other trips around being able to hit each turnchange.
Not even Tom could convince you that BM is a 'light-weight game'
People have heard you mumble 'thank the Tom' as you scroll through you're BM messages.
You can draw and label your realm and its regions... or more.
You understand these jokes.