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The Kingdom of RedSpan
Redspan is a realm of warriors. Whether you're a hardened fighter or a youngster eager to decapitate your first enemy, RedSpan will welcome you if you seek the true meaning of camaraderie, loyalty and cool dresses.
Be sure to make yourself familiar with our local customs and our devotion to Da Great Goat ... a great place to start would be our most famous local tavern at the roderidder Alley 8 in the city of Stargard.
Shamus O'Shea, King of Redspan
A History of the Realm
The story of Redspan is a tale of survival, determination, and friendship. There have been many ups and downs for the realm, but ultimately it has been her faithful nobles who have preserved her, and managed to bring Redspan back from the brink of destruction. Plus, a little help from Da Great Goat of course.
[A little bit of modern history about the unique realm of Redspan, if it will please you, from the 13'th of July, After Nightfall and indefinitely onwards by Itterind Hiddle of the Grenviol family.]
13'th of July, After Nightfall: Redspan is currently running a brutal takeover in Tandsu as it is the only way to convince the peaseants in the area to give up their soap and water. The peaseants are desperate enough to crush fruit into a mushy mold to extract liquid with and the powers that be have therefore decided to halt all food supplies being sent into the area until all pledge allegiance to the new provincial government (the realm has recently gone from a core region of Tara to province).
Soon they will cherish ale and lard as once we when we were children we didst run naked around in the backyard, the lardsprinkler gunning out tons of joyous gunk. Afterwards our mothers wouldst bring us ale to dip our young beards in.
Da Goat deliver them to our cherised fold.
The Cagilan Empire, Darka and Tandsu attempted to fool our forces by a misdirection started in the morning. But with our cunning animal intellect we fooled the northerners and their effort has currently gone to no avail.
Yet more sadly is the fact that they choose to starve their own capital by opposing the enlightenment of Da Goat and his wondrous ways.
Yet it is the belief of the average Redspanians that sight of our wondrous dresses and rusty swords is slowly wooing the local population. In an opinion poll conducted a few hours ago only 14% of the population were still washing themselves. If this be due to a decreasing loyalty to the unnatural urges of the Taran realm or a lack of drinking wayer remains to be seen. May it not rain soon, at least not until everyone is covered in lard. For it protects your thingies when it gets cold (thanks to the guy who came up with that brilliant quote ^_^).
Until the fall of Tandsu or a major battle, your Grenviol reporter - Itterind
RedSpan regions
Duchies and Regions of RedSpan
Important Figures - Past & PresentThe Last Dragon
King DrSceptre Meadowcrest
King de rode ridder
King ry2n BloodDiver
King Manaydur Lamont
General Lei'o'mano Kamehameha
General AJ von Krondor
General Leonard Enstance
Pivotal Battles in our History
Da Great Goat & Da WayWe in Redspan revere Da Great Goat and follow Da Way. Please use the following sections to familiarize yourself with Da Way and all the things we do to honor Da Smelly One. If you decide to follow Da Way, you may want to consider joining: Redspan's NewspaperWe have our very own newspaper here in Redspan, devoted to bringing you the latest news that happens in our great realm. Also if you collect all the free give hand outs, you can become a fully fledged follower of Da One. So stop by any pub in Stargard, or Redspan (there are a lot)and pick up a copy of the RedSpan Revealer For Mentor Lesson's and pictures of Da Holy Goat:http://www.vvermeulen.nl/RedSpan_index.htm (for those players new to both Redspan and Battlemaster, this is a good place to gather some information about the game) |