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Quotes from #battlemaster @ quakenet
July 2008
July 15
[01:27] <Aram_Stien> night all [01:27] <ELV> good night Aram! [01:28] <ENDperorNoPants> he'll be back in 5 minutes [01:28] * Aram_Stien has quit IRC (Read error: EOF from client�) [01:28] * Aram_Stien has joined #battlemaster [01:28] <Aram_Stien> no i wont [01:28] * Aram_Stien has quit IRC (Read error: EOF from client�) [01:28] <ELV> well, that was short
[01:23] <ELV> I've heard prudent is a chick [01:23] <Aarth> lol [01:23] <Aarth> You heard wrong [01:23] * ELV hopes a sexy daimon chick [01:23] <Aarth> lol [01:23] <Aram_Stien> but it just hard to believe that you are innocent of anything [01:23] <Uceek> she is a chick Aarth! [01:23] <ELV> I could try to breed with it [01:23] <Aarth> Wtf? [01:23] <Uceek> I asked! [01:23] <ELV> make half-daimon, half-human babies [01:23] <Aarth> Wtf? [01:23] <Uceek> and was mildly jealous that she was [01:23] * ELV really likes that idea [01:23] <Aram_Stien> that f*cked up [01:23] <Aarth> Did Unknowable do her? [01:24] <Aarth> :P [01:24] * ELV wonders if there are more female daimons [01:24] * Uceek wants to breed with Vesti [01:24] <Aarth> To make Keeper and Obersver? [01:24] * Aram_Stien wants to be a gm [01:24] <Uceek> but there are a few problems [01:24] <ELV> did yo ask her if she was sexy Kylie? [01:24] <Uceek> they lay eggs for starters [01:24] <Uceek> everything they touch turns to fire [01:24] * ELV can live with my babies being in eggs [01:24] <Aarth> ELV< she has 2 horns and wings [01:24] <ELV> hhmm... [01:24] <ELV> one time f*ck then [01:24] <Uceek> and they are surround by poisonous sulfur deadly to humans [01:24] <ELV> better be good [01:24] <ENDperorNoPants> so... wear fire-proof condoms... [01:24] <ENDperorNoPants> and a gas mask... [01:24] * ELV will invent medieval gas mask [01:24] <Uceek> hehehehe [01:25] <Aram_Stien> lol [01:25] <ELV> and wings and horns CAN be sexy if done correctly [01:25] <Aarth> lol [01:25] <Aram_Stien> oh my god
[00:10] <ELV> yuo're such a bad person Daviald [00:10] <ELV> maybe Kylie should spank you [00:10] * Uceek nods [00:10] <ELV> lmfao! [00:10] <ELV> perfect timing!
July 14
[14:56] <Ragnell> now that I am back home and without my boyfriend, I'll be online more. [14:56] <Ragnell> but that doesn't mean I'll play better BM [14:56] <Ragnell> I'm feeling uninspired lately. [14:57] <Ragnell> I mean, I think the whole purpose of me playing Battlemaster was that I met someone on the #battlemaster channel and marry him. [14:57] <Ragnell> And, that already happened. [14:57] <ELV> lmfao [14:57] <Ragnell> well, I did not marry him, but I'm wearing my engagement ring.
July 12
[14:28] <zmobiebob> does Darka hate Gauihu? since Gauihu destroyed Abington, they really oughtta be grateful to him. [14:28] <ELV> lol [14:28] <ELV> did he worsen relations with them? [14:28] <zmobiebob> i think he declared war, but only because they'd, ya know, invaded. [14:29] <LilWolf> Darka is doing ok I guess [14:29] <ELV> psh...excuses! [14:29] * McJambo has joined #battlemaster [14:29] <ELV> I wouldn't declare war if someone invaded my realm! [14:29] <ELV> Welcome McJambo! [14:29] <McJambo> hay [14:29] <zmobiebob> well you aren't Gauihu [14:29] <ELV> or most sane rulers [14:29] <ELV> I'd infiltrate their realm, stage a coup [14:29] <zmobiebob> you probably also wouldn't execute someone by making them asphyxiate on their own intestines [14:29] <ELV> and have a puppet realm [14:29] <ELV> oh, I do that weekly! [14:30] <zmobiebob> my esteem for you just went up! [14:30] * ELV lives in the middle of nowhere...no one noticed them miving [14:30] <ELV> notices them missing*
July ?
[11:19] * ELV could care less about whether avamar was gone or not [11:19] <ELV> but bring back the war [11:20] <Veritek> especially since Tom theretened to intantly delete any new realm that had that as part of it's name [11:20] <ELV> and use avamar as an excuse to blame things on [11:20] <ELV> and to hide behind [11:20] <ELV> he did? [11:20] <Veritek> yep [11:20] * ELV missed theat [11:20] <ELV> that* [11:20] <Veritek> it was after Avamar Selective [11:20] <ELV> so...some new guy in about 5 years will secede the duchy of avamar, create avamar [11:20] <ELV> and zap! [11:20] <Veritek> :p [11:20] <Veritek> Those who fail to learn from history... [11:20] <ELV> lmfao [11:20] <Veritek> will get bolted.
May 2008
Some exceptionally long bit of silliness involving lots of nick changes.
April 2008
[16:46] * Lavigna tried her Goddess-like voice [16:46] <Lavigna> who asked for me? [16:46] * Lavigna slaps Aarth around a bit with a large trout [16:46] <Aarth> Yes? [16:46] <Aarth> You are goddess? [16:47] <Lavigna> ya [16:47] <Aarth> Huh :P [16:47] <Lavigna> don't i look like one? [16:47] <Aarth> I havent seen a pic :P [16:47] <Lavigna> and you won't either [16:47] <Lavigna> you must have blind faith in me [16:47] <Aarth> Heh [16:47] <Lavigna> :) [16:47] <Aarth> :P [16:47] <Aarth> damnit. Dinner time. Mom shouting. [16:48] <Aarth> Brb.
February 2008
[01:15] <Uceek> I'm back [01:15] <Uceek> you all missed me, I can tell [01:15] <Uceek> its so quiet [01:15] <Annaej> lol [01:15] <Uceek> you're all depressed wondering when I'd be home from shopping [01:15] <Uceek> ;) [01:15] <Uceek> either that, or you didn't even notice I left :P [01:16] <Annaej> I think everyone either got drunk or went to bed, or both [01:16] <Uceek> lol [01:16] <SniperChief> I'm arguing with Reilwin about infinity [01:16] <Uceek> really? [01:16] <SniperChief> really really [01:16] <Uceek> so... afterall I don't think the orders changes are too bad [01:16] <Uceek> how about everyone else? [01:17] <Annaej> lol good Uceek [01:17] <SniperChief> (it's taking a while) [01:17] <Uceek> small realms it means nothing to [01:17] <Uceek> big realms, it kinda shares the workload [01:17] <Uceek> though, when 2ICs can send orders it will be better [01:17] <Reilwin> lol, Uceek : really really [01:18] <Uceek> really to infinity? :P [01:19] <Reilwin> to the infinity equal to that of the set which comprises all natural numbers, yup [01:19] * Reilwin refuses to continue till the infinity equal to the set which comprises all real numbers
January 2008
[14:44] <+VinnieThePooh> sting [14:44] <VinnieTheDark> uh [14:44] <VinnieTheDark> stop stealing my nickname [14:44] <Baraedor> VinnieThePooh ftw [14:44] <Baraedor> ! [14:44] Fi|in is now known as VinnieTheWood [14:45] Baraedor is now known as VinnieTheSquirr [14:45] <VinnieTheSquirr> damn [14:45] VinnieTheSquirr is now known as VinnieTheKoala [14:47] L sets mode: +o VinnieTheDark [14:47] <VinnieThePooh> oh-oh :) [14:48] VinnieTheDark sets mode: +ib #battlemaster!*@* [14:48] <VinnieTheDark> arrrgh [14:48] <VinnieTheWood> Arrrrrg [14:48] <VinnieTheKoala> Arrrrrg [14:49] VinnieTheDark sets mode: +b Vinnie*!*@* [14:49] <VinnieTheDark> ha [14:50] VinnieTheWood (~chatzilla@202.71.142.34) has left #battlemaster [14:50] V|nnieTheDark (~chatzilla@202.71.142.34) has joined #battlemaster [14:50] <VinnieThePooh> Someone care to translate what Vinnie is doing? I don't speak IRC :P [14:51] VinnieTheKoala (~Baraedor@client-86-27-164-89.popl.adsl.virgin.net) has left #battlemaster [14:51] Vinn1etheKoala (~Baraedor@client-86-27-164-89.popl.adsl.virgin.net) has joined #battlemaster [14:51] <Hoensbroeck> VinnieTheDark is trying to protect his nickname;) so that others can't use 'Vinnie-something' [14:51] VinnieThePooh is now known as PrincessVinnie [14:51] <PrincessVinnie> ? [14:51] <Vinn1etheKoala> ? [14:51] VinnieTheDark sets mode: -b+b Vinnie*!*@* *Vinnie*!*@* ... [11:16] <Ragnell> hi Peny [11:17] VinnieTheDark (~Vinnie@kotnet-147.kulnet.kuleuven.be) has joined #battlemaster [11:17] <VinnieTheDark> hm [11:17] <VinnieTheDark> was a little hard to join [11:17] <VinnieTheDark> with having my own nickname banned and all [11:18] <Esorp> Your nicjname was banned? ... [11:27] <Real-e-three> Vinnie banned his own nick :P [11:27] <Real-e-three> Hi Ragnell :) [11:27] <Real-e-three> Yesterday 3 of us changed our nicks to VinnieThe* [11:27] <Real-e-three> And so... [11:27] Real-e-three is now known as Peny [11:28] <Peny> Was fun :D [11:28] <Esorp> lol [11:28] Ragnell is now known as VinnieTheJerk [11:28] <Esorp> I saw someone called VinnieThePooh [11:29] <Peny> That's me :) [11:29] <Esorp> :D [11:29] <Peny> I do that when Vinnie is online :) [11:29] <Peny> Oh [11:29] Peny is now known as VinnieThePooh [11:29] <VinnieTheJerk> :-P [11:29] <VinnieThePooh> He's online :P [11:29] <Esorp> This is tempting.
[13:13] <Kai> moo [13:17] Peny pets the cow [13:20] m2rt milks the cow [13:24] m2rt is now known as Esorp [13:24] Esorp f*cks the cow [13:24] Esorp is now known as m2rt [13:24] Peny grabs a big butcher-knife [13:24] Peny is now known as Cow_Butcher [13:24] Cow_Butcher stabs [13:24] Cow_Butcher stabs again [13:24] Silverhawk starts the fire on a BBQ [13:25] Cow_Butcher is now known as Cow_ [13:25] Cow_ dies [13:25] m2rt brings the ketchup :P [13:25] Cow_ is BBQ-d [13:25] Cow_ is now known as Peny [13:25] Silverhawk grabs a plate and cuts of a piece for m2rt [13:26] m2rt takes the piece and thanks Silverhawk [13:26] <Peny> Milk, anyone? [13:26] m2rt enjoys the fine meat [13:27] <Peny> Kai-aw tastes good [13:43] <Peny> Aw, was someone here yesterday when Vinnie banned his own nick? [13:43] <Peny> I need a log of that :P
<Andrasta> :.:.:.:.:.: <Andrasta> you will never take the ramparts! <Andrasta> i fart in your general direction <Veritek> \_/------/|==|\ (catapult) <Veritek> O (big boulder) <Veritek> :.:... . . . ...:.:.: (what's left of your castle walls) <Ragnell> hmmm <Andrasta> damn you! Andrasta retreats to the keep Ragnell builds the stupid pillow wall again. <Andrasta> an ally! <Andrasta> now you are doomed, Veritek! <Andrasta> sally forth, brave warriors, and crush thine enemies! <Veritek> .| .| .| .| .| .| .| .| (my pikemen of DOOOM!) <Andrasta> 0|0|0|0|0|0| (shield wall!) <Veritek> ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ (my crows that will feast on your bodies!) <Veritek> >>>=====> (Ballista bolts to scatter your shield wall) <Andrasta> |) -> ^-^ (archers picking off the crows) <Ragnell> O-}-< (sleeping Raggy) <Andrasta> drats, my ally is defeated! <Veritek> <,,_,,)--- (Mice to scare your soldiers) <Andrasta> \o/ \o/ \o/ (surrendering troops) <Andrasta> |||||) (||||| (opened gates) <Veritek> o/ \o (victorious troops giving high 5s)