IRC/Quotes
Quotes from #battlemaster @ quakenet
July 2008
[11:19] * ELV could care less about whether avamar was gone or not
[11:19] <ELV> but bring back the war
[11:20] <Veritek> especially since Tom theretened to intantly delete any new realm that had that as part of it's name
[11:20] <ELV> and use avamar as an excuse to blame things on
[11:20] <ELV> and to hide behind
[11:20] <ELV> he did?
[11:20] <Veritek> yep
[11:20] * ELV missed theat
[11:20] <ELV> that*
[11:20] <Veritek> it was after Avamar Selective
[11:20] <ELV> so...some new guy in about 5 years will secede the duchy of avamar, create avamar
[11:20] <ELV> and zap!
[11:20] <Veritek> :p
[11:20] <Veritek> Those who fail to learn from history...
[11:20] <ELV> lmfao
[11:20] <Veritek> will get bolted.
May 2008
Some exceptionally long bit of silliness involving lots of nick changes.
April 2008
[16:46] * Lavigna tried her Goddess-like voice [16:46] <Lavigna> who asked for me? [16:46] * Lavigna slaps Aarth around a bit with a large trout [16:46] <Aarth> Yes? [16:46] <Aarth> You are goddess? [16:47] <Lavigna> ya [16:47] <Aarth> Huh :P [16:47] <Lavigna> don't i look like one? [16:47] <Aarth> I havent seen a pic :P [16:47] <Lavigna> and you won't either [16:47] <Lavigna> you must have blind faith in me [16:47] <Aarth> Heh [16:47] <Lavigna> :) [16:47] <Aarth> :P [16:47] <Aarth> damnit. Dinner time. Mom shouting. [16:48] <Aarth> Brb.
February 2008
[01:15] <Uceek> I'm back [01:15] <Uceek> you all missed me, I can tell [01:15] <Uceek> its so quiet [01:15] <Annaej> lol [01:15] <Uceek> you're all depressed wondering when I'd be home from shopping [01:15] <Uceek> ;) [01:15] <Uceek> either that, or you didn't even notice I left :P [01:16] <Annaej> I think everyone either got drunk or went to bed, or both [01:16] <Uceek> lol [01:16] <SniperChief> I'm arguing with Reilwin about infinity [01:16] <Uceek> really? [01:16] <SniperChief> really really [01:16] <Uceek> so... afterall I don't think the orders changes are too bad [01:16] <Uceek> how about everyone else? [01:17] <Annaej> lol good Uceek [01:17] <SniperChief> (it's taking a while) [01:17] <Uceek> small realms it means nothing to [01:17] <Uceek> big realms, it kinda shares the workload [01:17] <Uceek> though, when 2ICs can send orders it will be better [01:17] <Reilwin> lol, Uceek : really really [01:18] <Uceek> really to infinity? :P [01:19] <Reilwin> to the infinity equal to that of the set which comprises all natural numbers, yup [01:19] * Reilwin refuses to continue till the infinity equal to the set which comprises all real numbers
January 2008
[14:44] <+VinnieThePooh> sting [14:44] <VinnieTheDark> uh [14:44] <VinnieTheDark> stop stealing my nickname [14:44] <Baraedor> VinnieThePooh ftw [14:44] <Baraedor> ! [14:44] Fi|in is now known as VinnieTheWood [14:45] Baraedor is now known as VinnieTheSquirr [14:45] <VinnieTheSquirr> damn [14:45] VinnieTheSquirr is now known as VinnieTheKoala [14:47] L sets mode: +o VinnieTheDark [14:47] <VinnieThePooh> oh-oh :) [14:48] VinnieTheDark sets mode: +ib #battlemaster!*@* [14:48] <VinnieTheDark> arrrgh [14:48] <VinnieTheWood> Arrrrrg [14:48] <VinnieTheKoala> Arrrrrg [14:49] VinnieTheDark sets mode: +b Vinnie*!*@* [14:49] <VinnieTheDark> ha [14:50] VinnieTheWood (~chatzilla@202.71.142.34) has left #battlemaster [14:50] V|nnieTheDark (~chatzilla@202.71.142.34) has joined #battlemaster [14:50] <VinnieThePooh> Someone care to translate what Vinnie is doing? I don't speak IRC :P [14:51] VinnieTheKoala (~Baraedor@client-86-27-164-89.popl.adsl.virgin.net) has left #battlemaster [14:51] Vinn1etheKoala (~Baraedor@client-86-27-164-89.popl.adsl.virgin.net) has joined #battlemaster [14:51] <Hoensbroeck> VinnieTheDark is trying to protect his nickname;) so that others can't use 'Vinnie-something' [14:51] VinnieThePooh is now known as PrincessVinnie [14:51] <PrincessVinnie> ? [14:51] <Vinn1etheKoala> ? [14:51] VinnieTheDark sets mode: -b+b Vinnie*!*@* *Vinnie*!*@* ... [11:16] <Ragnell> hi Peny [11:17] VinnieTheDark (~Vinnie@kotnet-147.kulnet.kuleuven.be) has joined #battlemaster [11:17] <VinnieTheDark> hm [11:17] <VinnieTheDark> was a little hard to join [11:17] <VinnieTheDark> with having my own nickname banned and all [11:18] <Esorp> Your nicjname was banned? ... [11:27] <Real-e-three> Vinnie banned his own nick :P [11:27] <Real-e-three> Hi Ragnell :) [11:27] <Real-e-three> Yesterday 3 of us changed our nicks to VinnieThe* [11:27] <Real-e-three> And so... [11:27] Real-e-three is now known as Peny [11:28] <Peny> Was fun :D [11:28] <Esorp> lol [11:28] Ragnell is now known as VinnieTheJerk [11:28] <Esorp> I saw someone called VinnieThePooh [11:29] <Peny> That's me :) [11:29] <Esorp> :D [11:29] <Peny> I do that when Vinnie is online :) [11:29] <Peny> Oh [11:29] Peny is now known as VinnieThePooh [11:29] <VinnieTheJerk> :-P [11:29] <VinnieThePooh> He's online :P [11:29] <Esorp> This is tempting.
[13:13] <Kai> moo [13:17] Peny pets the cow [13:20] m2rt milks the cow [13:24] m2rt is now known as Esorp [13:24] Esorp f*cks the cow [13:24] Esorp is now known as m2rt [13:24] Peny grabs a big butcher-knife [13:24] Peny is now known as Cow_Butcher [13:24] Cow_Butcher stabs [13:24] Cow_Butcher stabs again [13:24] Silverhawk starts the fire on a BBQ [13:25] Cow_Butcher is now known as Cow_ [13:25] Cow_ dies [13:25] m2rt brings the ketchup :P [13:25] Cow_ is BBQ-d [13:25] Cow_ is now known as Peny [13:25] Silverhawk grabs a plate and cuts of a piece for m2rt [13:26] m2rt takes the piece and thanks Silverhawk [13:26] <Peny> Milk, anyone? [13:26] m2rt enjoys the fine meat [13:27] <Peny> Kai-aw tastes good [13:43] <Peny> Aw, was someone here yesterday when Vinnie banned his own nick? [13:43] <Peny> I need a log of that :P
<Andrasta> :.:.:.:.:.: <Andrasta> you will never take the ramparts! <Andrasta> i fart in your general direction <Veritek> \_/------/|==|\ (catapult) <Veritek> O (big boulder) <Veritek> :.:... . . . ...:.:.: (what's left of your castle walls) <Ragnell> hmmm <Andrasta> damn you! Andrasta retreats to the keep Ragnell builds the stupid pillow wall again. <Andrasta> an ally! <Andrasta> now you are doomed, Veritek! <Andrasta> sally forth, brave warriors, and crush thine enemies! <Veritek> .| .| .| .| .| .| .| .| (my pikemen of DOOOM!) <Andrasta> 0|0|0|0|0|0| (shield wall!) <Veritek> ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ (my crows that will feast on your bodies!) <Veritek> >>>=====> (Ballista bolts to scatter your shield wall) <Andrasta> |) -> ^-^ (archers picking off the crows) <Ragnell> O-}-< (sleeping Raggy) <Andrasta> drats, my ally is defeated! <Veritek> <,,_,,)--- (Mice to scare your soldiers) <Andrasta> \o/ \o/ \o/ (surrendering troops) <Andrasta> |||||) (||||| (opened gates) <Veritek> o/ \o (victorious troops giving high 5s)
November 2007
<Ragnell> it just sucks when a professor claims I'm better than my peers.
<^ban^> thank him for the compliment
<Veritek> Was he looking at your face when he said it, or your chest?
<Alanna_at_Work> Ragnell, it's fine to accept that you have superior intellect to those around you—as long as you also accept the possibility that you're wrong
<Alanna_at_Work> you're only being an arrogant jerk if you actually brag about it
<Alanna_at_Work> or otherwise rub other people's faces in it
<Ragnell> Veritek, I have superior boobs. I know that.
<Alanna_at_Work> I mean, I'm way smarter than all you poor sods here, but you don't see me lording it over you do you?
<Alanna_at_Work> ...err, wait--
<Veritek> Ragnell: Will you rub your superiority in my face?
October 2007
[12:51] <Nemrus> hmm... Exile, I cast that wololo spell in Thormegor and it revolted
[12:51] <Nemrus> WTF
[12:51] <Nemrus> i mean WTHell
[12:51] <Nemrus> sigh
August 2007
[16:32] <Veritek> Rule #34 of the Internet: If you can imagine it, there is porn of it.
[16:38] <Alanna_at_Work> Veritek, rule #35 of the internet: if you can't imagine it, there is *still* porn of it
[16:39] <LilWolf> Squid porn with chocolate pudding ftw!
April 2006
20:45:37 <+Tokanan> LilWolf I think we are taking over the head of Ragnell
20:45:55 <+Ragnell> yes you are.
20:46:45 <+LilWolf> I hope it's a friendly one and not a brutal one. Though we could go looting then :p
20:47:06 <+Tokanan> *talking
20:47:13 <+LilWolf> Oh..
[16:19] * _Yavanna_ is about to slap Nightwish with everything she finds infront of her
[16:19] * _Yavanna_ slaps Nightwish with Peakki
[16:19] <Nightwish> I always have that effect on women ;)
[16:20] <_Yavanna_> they slap you with peakki??
[16:20] * Peakki hates that
Prior to April 7th
[17:02] <+Tokanan> One of the things I have learned about TOM is he is like a bear
[17:02] <+VinnieTheDark> lol
[17:02] <+Tokanan> Big floffy and warm
[17:03] <+Tokanan> but has sharp teeth and claws and a short temper
[17:03] <+Tokanan> especially when it feels it is being pushed into a corner
[17:03] <+Tokanan> and then it is to large and powerfull to wresle with
05/11/21 14:50:15 <Ragnell> but compared to other countries, I think I can claim Mexico was never at war with another country
05/11/21 14:50:21 <Lorgan> mexico was ally in WWII wasn't it?
05/11/21 14:50:25 <Lorgan> well
05/11/21 14:50:25 <MarcJ> Umm... Santa Anna
05/11/21 14:50:28 <Ragnell> yeah, we had allies but we sort of never have had sufficient CS
20:41:29 < Ragnell> and I am monogamous
20:41:31 < Ragnell> and monoamorous
20:41:45 <+Alanna_at_Work> but not monosyllabic
20:41:56 <+Alanna_at_Work> nor monoglot
20:41:56 <+AjAxed> lol
20:42:28 <+Alanna_at_Work> nor (I would expect) monochrome
20:43:50 <+VinnieTheDark> what on earth
20:43:53 <+VinnieTheDark> a lot of mono words
20:44:36 <+VinnieTheDark> and I thought we were living in a time were everyone had Stero sound!
20:44:44 <+VinnieTheDark> (everyone should smile at such an overly silly joke.)
20:44:52 <+Alanna_at_Work> well, I'm certainly not monoaural ;-)
20:46:08 <+AjAxed> lol
20:46:52 <+AjAxed> this conversation is becoming "mono"tonic
20:47:01 < Ragnell> I am monochromatic, btw
20:47:03 < Ragnell> I'm all brown
20:47:16 <+Alanna_at_Work> all the same colour of brown?
20:47:24 < Ragnell> similar
20:47:37 <+AjAxed> lol!! What a question =))
20:47:49 < Ragnell> no,
20:47:51 < Ragnell> I am brown
20:48:08 <+Alanna_at_Work> well, if you're not all the same colour of brown, you're not truly monochromatic
20:48:13 < Ragnell> enough to still be called brown.
20:48:41 <+Alanna_at_Work> and just being similar enough to be called "brown" all over, I think, isn't really quite good enough
20:48:59 < Ragnell> lol
20:49:21 < Ragnell> no, it is not the same color of brown
20:49:29 < Ragnell> my eyes and hair are the same brown brown
20:49:33 < Ragnell> my skin is only brown-ish
20:49:38 < Ragnell> and my nails are pink
20:49:44 < Ragnell> and my teeth are white
20:49:47 <+VinnieTheDark> :D
20:49:52 < Ragnell> so no, I am not monochromatic after all
20:50:04 <+Alanna_at_Work> then you're polysyllabic, polyglot, and polychromatic
20:50:15 < Ragnell> I am still not polyamorous
20:50:21 <+LilWolf> That has to be one of weirdest discussion ever held in this channel..
[20:01] Nosferatus: Invisibility is the Unknown, However everything visible doesn't excist
[20:01] Nosferatus: that one keeps cracking my brain
[20:02] Sparky-king: I disagree
[20:02] Nosferatus: haha
[20:02] Nosferatus: you cant
[20:03] Nosferatus: it's philosophy
[20:03] VinnieTheDark: ^^
[20:52] Sparky-king: we're teaming with caligus
[20:52] Sparky-king: and have to put akesh temple and sir temple under heavy guard
[20:53] *** Weylyn has left #Battlemaster.
[20:54] Bisshop: lol sparky
[20:54] Bisshop: Im ruler and i dont know any of these plans
[20:55] Sparky-king: well
[20:56] Sparky-king: I am marquis and I talk to lycastus a lot
[20:57] Bisshop: lol
[21:08] Ragnell: I am queen and I talk to no one
[21:11] qp-moon: ^^