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| ==Makin' A Mess==
| | #REDIRECT [[Outer Tilog/Poetry]] |
| <i>Adapted to Outer Tilog by Lady Alynna, Countess of Nidalery</i><hr>
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| <pre>Garm the Toothgnasher just a singin’ the blues
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| Caught Holly with another man
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| Lit up a serf and did some talkin’
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| With the back of his hand
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| She started shakin’, started losing her mind
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| But he was kicking back and playing it cool
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| Signed her walkin’ papers
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| Took the 5:15 to Alowca-zoo
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| Sing for your supper,
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| Nobody rides for free
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| Eat your heart out, I’ll send it m.o.d.
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| One, two baby what you do
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| Three, four let me show you the door
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| You’re better off dead than makin’ a mess of me
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| Five, six take your last licks
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| Seven, eight let me give it to you straight
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| You’re better off dead than makin a mess of me
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| Now Garm-boy’s out havin’ a ball peeing on patrons at the local bar
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| Dark corners, hard kicks, he’s on Dethargos Blvd.
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| Slick Zane and his gargoyle sayin’:
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| Sign upon the dotted line!
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| He shook his head and said:
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| All I need is dig holes in that Holly of mine!
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| Sing for your supper,
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| Nobody rides for free
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| Take your big time, I’ll take care of me
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| One, two baby what you do
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| Three, four let me show you the door
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| You’re better off dead than makin’ a mess of me
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| Five, six take your last licks
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| Seven, eight let me give it to you straight
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| You’re better off dead than makin a mess of me
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| When trouble came knockin’
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| Garm keeps bitin like this!
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| Sing for your supper,
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| Nobody rides for free
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| Eat your heart out, I’ll send it s.o.d.
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| One, two baby what you do
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| Three, four let me show you the door
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| You’re better off dead than makin’ a mess of me
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| Five, six take your last licks
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| Seven, eight let me give it to you straight
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| You’re better off dead than makin a mess of me
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| One, two baby what you do
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| Three, four let me show you the door
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| You’re better off dead than makin’ a mess of me
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| Five, six take your last licks (lick it)
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| Seven, eight let me give it to you straight
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| You’re better off dead than makin a mess of me
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| </pre>
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| [[Category: Colonies]] | |
| [[Category: Outer Tilog]]
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