Wetham (Realm)/Literature (section)/Woozlegokius

The Book Itself

An ancient Religious text used by some of the priests of the Via of Filiolus Religion. A full text is still under reconstruction as allowed by the Order. As of yet we are only allowed to write down public preachings of the Holy text.

Verse's

Chapter 3, Verse 189. ...For most of you, death will be quick, and the rewards in the afterlife everlasting. Some of you may linger on for hours, days or weeks; still, the same sweet reward awaits you. But some of my Brothers face a less pleasant fate. Some of you face an eternity of standing on a slippery rock up to your neck in pig feces, while screeching monkeys do cannonballs from the cliffs surrounding you into the excrement next to your head, all while snails slowly chew out your brains... Why? Because you are godless pagans who have not yet entered the One True Path - the Via of Filiolus. - (as interpreted by Priest Percy Namtrah of the Via of Filiolus)