Toren Herald/Old Issues/Karibash

Toren Herald
Price: Pious Loyalty	In the beginning, there was only Tor, and the beginning has a lot in common with the end.	Issue Number: 2
Creator/Editor in Chief: Averyll Arete Contributing Editors: Karibash the Great (others forthcoming)

Defend your honour!

As she seems to be enjoying her place of authority I've decided to show what happens when you say the wrong thing to the wrong person. I expect that next time I see you, Lynsey Habap, you'll accept my duel challenge! I decided to not challenge after you made a fool of yourself, claiming Ikalak is bribing us despite the lack of ability to transport money between realms out here. I started to wonder if I should be mad after you didn't even know that after over 200 days out here. But then I saw your joke. You wonder if I stomp while writing? Let's see how it feels when I stomp on your head after you lose our duel! - Karibash the Great

Taselak's honour fades and defeat in Falens

As some might've seen, Taselak tried to forge my writing. No idea how it happened, but painting yourself black and standing on stilts seems to fool lesser nobles. Earlier today, it came to light that Fenrir was TORTURED. Isn't there an agreement against this? Where is Taselak's honour? On a side note, we suffered a loss in Falens due to an infiltrator. Despite half the realm finding him, he managed to escape in the commotion (OOC:Got the good end of a glitch) - Karibash the Great

Ignorance abounds in Taselak! And Lies!

The Taselak Tribune has a new reporter, Lynsey Habap. And she is showing ignorance beyond all, refering to Maximus as Ikalak's king and claiming there were bribes paid for our alliance with Ikalak. I hope that she stops this slander and stupidity, before I am forced to close her mouth permanently! Update In an attempt to cover up their shame, the Taselak Tribune has changed references of Ikalak's 'King' to Prime Minister. One must still ask, how can someone not even know who is leading your enemy? How far is this ignorance rooted in Taselak? Another Update Lynsey has refered to our TO of Lesthem as including murders. Unfortunately, these people always believed in Tor seeing as WE WERE THEIR LORDS FIRST. Can such slander and ignorance be tolerated? Another Update? It seems that the high circles in Taselak have taken to lying... a pity! We expected a good fight. - Karibash the Great

Lesthem Recaptured!

Lesthem was recaptured today, the peasants were glad to be under the protection of Tor once more. Unfortunately, their RL is Zel. UPDATE Reoppressed... alas! - Karibash the Great

Blind Mute Yells at Judge then Preforms a Pirouette and Leaves the Courtroom

A blind mute was charged with inventing fried chicken earlier this month after she blew up a farm. When asked why she thought she wasn't charged with witchcraft she said "I chose the farm specifically. I guess I just have to praise Tor!" Yesterday at court, she was faced with the charges and the outburst occured. - Karibash the Great

Misconceptions

A headline in the Taselak Tribune proclaims that Toren is crippled. Unfortunately for their story, we Toren don't need a great leader proclaiming what to do every moment. We have an infallible military heirarchy that allows us to attack in three separate, but weaker, waves. Congrats on not investigating your stories! - Karibash the Great