The Giblot Gestapo Gazette/Issue 9
 The Giblot Gestapo Gazette
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| Issue 09 | Setting New Records For Mindless Cruelty! | 12 Gold |
| November Edition | ||
| Giblot's New Top Man! | |
After a devastation that left Thanatos locked in a Tilogian jail, the troop leaders of Giblot voted Alexander into the position of Prime Minister. A short debating period lead to the votes where Alexander rose to the highest position in the realm. Sera put up a great fight but it was Alexander's great skill as a general which ultimately lead him to Royalty. "Well i'm happy for Alexander, he has done a great job defeating Outer Tilog in battles and now he will get the chance to shine even further" Commented Detinu Detinu after the results were read to him in rural Steepglades, "Congratulations Alexander." The GGG would like to congratulate PM Alexander on his appointment. |
| Death of A Great | |
It has been announced today that Spencer Gary, has been executed in the hellwhole known as Tilogia. He was captured by the gremlins that rule the garbage pile and shortly executed afterwards. Not much has been mentioned about his death, nor his funeral but he will be remembered for all of eternity as being a great. His name has been written at the top of the Rollsovan wall, a tradition Shaman started once he took over the region. We have sent a card to the mansion of the Gary's sending our condolences. |
| The Master's Council! Be Aware! | |
After several days of decision making, Giblot's Prime Minister, Alexander, has announced that Sera Osha will lead Giblots Ministry of Offense, formally, Ministry of Defense. Sera beat several candidates to retain the title after the position was left vacant with news of Alexander's appointment to Prime Minister. He is already settling down, giving orders and keeping Giblot's name a worldwide conversation. Well Done Sera. |
| De-ath-spyria Mania! | |
Cheers arose from across the colonies with news that the judge from Tilogia hade been murdered! Despryia was caught in the cross fire and a Giblot Soldier sent her to her death as soon as he got the opportunity. Many across the colonies have tried to complete this but only one from Giblot succeeded. So far troop leaders from Tilogia seem quite content with her death but we here at the GGG know that it was a huge drop in morale for them to see one of their best disappear into the flaming pit. Tiara was named the new judge, not much is known about this character other than she appears to be just as evil. We shall see. Well done boys! The biznatch is gone! |
| Tilogia rollsovar back in time! | |
The troop leader known only as Kaonyth has claimed that he has an ancient claim to Rollsovar and the stupid civil slaves believed him. Rollsovar is now officially a part of Tilogia but Shaman hopes the people will rebel before they even get chance to host their barbeque. "So I was just sitting there drinking some of Angus' Ale that he delivered to me after a long day of fighting and them someone came up and kicked me out of my chair! They said something like; 'this isn't your region anymore, it belongs to the smelly ones with the bad teeth.' And straight away I knew who he was talking about, it could only be the Tilogians, them, or the ancient band of rebels who I elliminated a few months back. They won't have it for long, I have trained the peasants to all think one way, that way is the Giblot way. And Goergyboy said it wouldn't work, hahah i laugh at him" So far it has been rumoured the militia in Rollsovar is already revolting but it will not be until the morning that we here more news. This is Ray Porter, hiding in a ditch near the Rollsovan Palisade Walls. |
