The Giblot Gestapo Gazette/Issue 13
 The Giblot Gestapo Gazette
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| Issue 13 | In Democratic Giblot, Uprising Calls YOU!! | 5 Gold |
| Mad March Edition | ||
| JOBS VACANT! | ||
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Due to a sudden Labour shortage, ablebodied men are urgently needed for light labour in the pleasant atmosphere of the Ammersfield Mines. The wages are good, as are the working periods. Workers are free to voice their opinions and will be dealt with at once. All applicants are to come immediately to Renals Dungeon in Ammersfield for an 'investigative' interview. We look forward to | ||
| The Big Three has been chopped to Two!! | |
With Shaman's defeat, he left the island with such speed that only a note was seen drifting from his pocket as he ran onto the docks. Here at the GGG we found that note! It read: Sera, You may have put me in 'check' but this game is not over. I have a secret weapon that will be taking place over time. That move will represent my rise and reinstate your fall. In the mean time, polish your chess pieces. I will be back before this game is over. Shaman Well, to be completely honest, we have no idea what he is talking about. A psychiatric evaluation has been completed - without Shaman present - and it has been decided that the knock to the head he took in Rollsovar has made him insane. Giblot is now Shaman-Free and Rollsovan peasants are campaigning to get one of the less-tyrannical troop leaders installed as their Count. Possibly Goergyboy, since he is no longer Duke. Poor Lamb! This is Ray Porter, rayporting from the port in Giblot City. |
| Headless OT Tavern declared Theocratic Republic! | |
Just as the latest uprising was called for earlier today by Frodo Reborn, a similar speech was being made all the way over in the Headless OT tavern at around the same time. Sera Osha declared in a drunken rant, that the Headless OT was now a 'Theocratic State' and that we were all 'truly blessed' to be around when this 'unique opportunity to Honour the Ale Gods arose.' Further questioning revealed that the Ale Gods are aptly named 'Barrel' and 'Tankard.' Not many people know what to make of this development just yet. Although the word is that the price of Ale has dropped by half since the taverns independence! Needless to say, I'm off to go do a bit of investigative journalism in the Headless OT folks... |
| Frodo Reborn is calling for an uprising against the current government! In a passionate speech he said... | |
Ok, so what the hell?! Shaman goes and throws up this rebellion, and then totally destroys what he said it stood for in one action in his first day as ruler, this cant go on, he must be overthrown, he is a disgrace to Giblot. It is people like Shaman that make this realm look the way it does, realms dont fear us because idiots like this make Giblot look like a joke, it must be changed, and it will be changed, I call this rebellion, with a plan to better Giblot. we will re-unify, we will reinforce, and we will become a super power on this island again. I will not stand by and watch Giblot be torn apart. Our military will be rebuilt. Our regions will be managed, and we will be a respected realm once again!! Hears to a TRUE democracy, not just using "Democracy" as a front for a Dictatorship! |
| And the award for most rebellious realm goes to...Giblot! | |
Thats right ladies and gentlemen, in the space of about 12 hours two Rebellions have started and ripped a bloody path through Giblot. You've no idea how much fun it is to be sat in Giblot City right now! I tell you, as I write this copy of the Gazette in blood, ready to be reproduced by the slaves in the 'Printing Mill' later, I can see several loyalist soldiers being lynched by the Rebel forces in the street below. At least I think thats what it sounds like. Oh anyway! I do enjoy bloodbaths like these. Though for once we at the Gazette nominate no side as our desired winner. We just want to see some good old fashioned slaughter! We did formally request that both the Loyalists and the Rebels remove their armour for the battle tomorrow. So the flesh and blood could be better cleaved you understand, but our requests have been rejected. Lousy dogs! The Rebel forces in this most recent uprising are being led by Frodo Baggins, who has been a long time Noble of Giblot. He was even resurrected after dying in a Tilogian Jail Cell - What a man! He has called the Rebellion in the hope of removing Anti-Democratic elements from government who were whisked into power after TwistedKitty capitulated to another Rebellion that happened early this morning. We would ask Shaman, the temporary Chancellor to comment on the situation, but someone stuck a dagger in his back early this morning. You couldn't make it up! |
