The Giblot Gestapo Gazette/Issue 11
 The Giblot Gestapo Gazette
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| Issue 11 | With Added Osha! | 5 Gold |
| January Edition | ||
| It's a Good Life | |
Well, this Article took a while in coming, but it's finally here! Sera did indeed succeed in his Revolt against the Republic and subsequently he reformed the Government into a Democracy. A bad move in our eyes, he would've had so much more fun in a Tyranny we tell ya! But alas, what's done is done. Not that were complaining too much! Oh no, we've benefitted quite nicely from the new Regime already! What with all the dissidents Sera's been sending to our Chambers lately for "re-education" Thus, if you've been wandering why this article has took so long coming, we'll just brush it off with an "accident" that involved copious amounts of blood spilling into the printing presses shortly after Sera's Revolt! Well, when I say accident, I really mean, several accidents! It's just been taking up all our time lately! In any case, I'm sure you all want to hear exactly how Sera managed to succeed? Well allow us to tell you: Because hes an Evil Sod. What you expected a big long analysis? This is the Gazette! In other news, we've also been forced to lower our Price by Government Decree. Lousy Democracy... |
| Giblot in Turmoil: Sera Rebels! | |
Sera's finally gone and done it, earlier today Sera Osha, the Minister of Offence of Giblot dissolved the Militia Units in the Capital City and called for an Uprising against Thanatos and his current Government in Giblot. Reports suggest that he is extremely close to taking Thanatos Palace of Decadence and overthrowing the current government but unfortunately, Sera has not yet managed to force the barricades defending the gates of the Palace. Already the Rebel forces in Giblot have ballooned in size in Sera's defence, with more Rebels than Loyalists at this present time. We know this Rebellion may have come as a shock to many - but not us! No in fact we helped bank roll that lovely Unit of Sera's in the Capital! I'm sure the people love the oppression that he has brought them as a result. Of course, the Giblot Gestapo Gazette is wildly in favour of Sera and his Reformist Stance but also the mention of Headball several times in his election speech did him many favours! All we have to say about Thanatos is - Enjoy you fate! |
| Ungrateful Sods! | |
Yeh thats right folks, Sera was beaten in the Rulership Election this month by 3 Votes. This simply will not do. Clearly, someone is not pulling their weight in Giblot! It's a travesty I tell you! A damn travesty! If I remembered what I threatened you with for not voting Sera last month, I'd damn well threaten you with it now! But, funny story! The blood of the Electoral Official in our We hope you've all learned your lessons now however! And remember, from now on - Do as We say! Not as you want to do! It's a valuable lesson in life I think. You'd do well to remember it folks! But now I must go, the Scribe can't stop whimpering that I cut off his hand to write this months issue with! The unworthy swine... |
