Talk:Itorunt Informer/January '07

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Y'see Thray, when you do write, it's really good, just the lack of volume. What does Ichigo pay you for? --The1exile 08:05, 9 January 2007 (CET)

Huh? I was supposed to be getting paid? --Walsh 08:44, 9 January 2007 (CET)

Can't say. I'm dead. Alex

I'm just really disappointed no one got the Sesame Street reference. Wes

Avamar's magnificent progress

Let's see, shall we? Itorunt has failed to notice that Avamar has advanced by a whole duchy? As aformer editor, I am ashamed that such big news is taking so long to print... Not that Itorunt has any gratitude for the services I tried to bring it. Such is life,. I shall deal with that annoyance later. And please tell Ryndhal to die a slow and painful death before I do... Widfara

Widfara! You've been sorely missed(by bowshot)! Why not come home? We'll have a nice little welcome party for you -complete with a shiny new gibbet. Imean... goblet! You know, for the pois--wine!
Well, we can hardly be faulted when Avamar hasn't covered the story themselves. Speed has never been my forte', I admit. I was trying to find an appropriately unflattering light to cast on your new realm's, "progress." How do you like it?
By the way, where do you get off still breathing? Last I heard, you finally earned your proper reward for all of those services in the South East. Life is sometimes disappointing, yes? Boast about Kavamar's so-called, "progress," all you like. At the end of the day, you and I both know they're still as dead as you should be. -Thray
Death isn't all it's cut out to be, Thray. I've been there and done that. Being the prophet has some bonuses... in any case, I do not know if AS has a currently functioning newspaper.
I also have another request... please cover the torture and excution of Travis Chyfes. I am sure that unless Itorunt has changed drastically, you do not support all that mindless curelty. I know Ryndhal didn't. Perhaps that was his failing.
As for the party, oh believe me, there will be a time, but Itorunt is still on my to do list. In any case, don't I get congratulations?
Sir Widfara, Paladin Primus of Avamar Selective
Slim pickings, eh? Congrats. Thray


hehehehe. Widfara the new General of AS? Wow, that's probably the funniest choice the Avamarians have made since they elected Loquan the Dwarf to lead them to glorious victory. Alois Hynes 16:09, 14 January 2007 (CET)

OOC: Loquan the Dwarf? Who? Anyways, Widfara the Anti-Paladin Primus is wounded right now... --The1exile 16:13, 14 January 2007 (CET)

OOC: Loquan from KI, who was General before the split and up until recently, played as a halfling/hobbit. Being as this is a low-fantasy game with human only characters, I chose to play Alois seeing him as a person afflicted with Dwarfism, which was not uncommon in the middle-ages.Hynes 23:20, 15 January 2007 (CET)

Third time's the charm

Hey, I'm marshal for the third time! Sweet! --Ichigo, Kurosaki Family 16:31, 25 January 2007 (CET)