Talk:Caligan Courier

I like your nespaper! Perhaps the OO and the CC could have a franchise! ;) Vellos 28 February 2006 01:33 (CET)

Franchise, Franchise.. Hmmm, thats very interesting....--Twinblade 28 February 2006 14:21 (CET)

hehehehe. The East Continent Newspaper Kingdom! MWAHAHA!!! SOUND THE CALL TO ARMS!!! LET THE JOURNALISTS UNITE!!! OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENTS!!! erm. uhh... I meant... yeah. So I got a bit carried away... :D Vellos 1 March 2006 00:18 (CET)

Hey I was right along with ya! SA JOURNALIAST FOREVER! DOWN WITH SIRION YSSARIA AND IBLADESH NEWSPAPER!!! THEY DONT EVEN HAVE ONE! WERE WINNING! NOW FOR ITORUNTS INFORMER! YAAAAAH! .............. Arg... I did it too :D....--Twinblade 1 March 2006 00:32 (CET)

Actually, Ibladesh has two, I believe. Fontan has one... it CLAIMS to be the biggest name in EC news... bah! I say bah! Like a sheep! And the OO definately has Old Rancagua's paper. :D In the mere weeks I've been editor, we've gotten several hundred views. w00t.Vellos 1 March 2006 00:43 (CET)

Well then war of the papers I say, lets see the OO and the CC vs the papers of Fontan, Ibladesh and OR. I say.... they suck! HAHAHAHAHA! (jk) But really, i hope to make the CC humerous yet bring the news at the same time. Now if i could only gets some news, in march...--Twinblade 1 March 2006 00:49 (CET)

lol. Did you see the message the Ibladeshians sent out? I can give it to you if you didnt. They are litteraly BEGGING for food. Now that Caligus blocked off the traders... Ibladesh is starving. Vellos 1 March 2006 00:49 (CET)

No I didnt, but im interested, and where is Ibladeshes news paper? Id like to read that also...--Twinblade 1 March 2006 00:51 (CET)

Here is the message Misty, Banker for Ibladesh, sent out:

"Roleplay from Misty (10 recipients) (3 hours, 53 minutes ago) Message sent to: Circle, Samson, Manfred, Antan, Axel, Achilles, Paul, Billy Bob Brubaker, Vlad, Lancelot Lady Misty: Friends... Enemies... Accuatences; No matter what we are to one another we all have the same goal in the end, Am I right? We all wish to strive, profit and do the best for our realms. The people of Ibladesh is currently in need of food and paying hansomly to the provider of that food source; Weather your an enemy or a friend at the end of the day each and every one of you wants to do the best thing for your realm and at this current time the best thing for your realms is to earn your self a substancial ammount of gold. If you have food to sell; if you have food to spare, Let me know and you will not regret it. Thank you for listening.

Misty Fiduciary of Ibladesh, Countess of Oc Lu Pesh"

For newspapers, go to "Island News" on the left, select East Continent, and a list of all EC newspapers comes up. Vellos 1 March 2006 00:55 (CET)

Hehe, thats pathetic!--Twinblade 1 March 2006 00:59 (CET)

I know. Well, I hope you can build a good article around that juicy piece of news!n ;) I would, but I like to leave news from the southern fronts to those newspapers. You know, we need to find the editor of the Perdan Pride, and get him to join us, and get more active! Then we need to get someone in Ubent to found a paper... the Ubent... Ubnet... whats a word starting with U? Ubent Unicycle? Ubent Unipaper? Ubent Unifier? hmm.... We could have the OO, PP, CC, and UU! The OOPPCCUU. OPCU. Hey, I like it... Vellos 1 March 2006 01:01 (CET)

New Editor Enter!

Well hello all. My name is Kratos, (Wiki name 'Aurion') and from now on I'm going to help the head of this paper with writing atricles! I will have to get a bit used with editing the page... I hope I don't delete everything *looks around nervously*

Well anyway, I hope I'll be writing some articles soon!

Tip #1- When you sign your name, put four of these: ~ after it. Vellos 19 March 2006 00:01 (CET)

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Can you at least show a fellow soldier a bit of respect? Itorunt TL's succeeded in bringing down your walls as was the main plan. If we had wanted to take Supra with Yssria then we would have had half the army pile in for the kill, rather than just the TL's hanging around on our border regions. --The1exile 3 March 2006 23:58 (CET)

You guys couldnt have taken Supra if you life depended on it.....--Twinblade 4 March 2006 00:24 (CET)

Besides, newspapers arent usually about respect. They're about truth, or, like the OO, about opinionated truth! :D And, the truth is, Yssaria/Itorunt lost a big force, as did Caligus(though Caligus is on top right now...), and you smashed the wall, but lost a big force.Vellos 4 March 2006 00:42 (CET)

Not our fault. But if newspapers are about opinionated truth then I might just start slagging you lot off in the Itorunt Informer. You do know that IC decisions can be made on the basis of what is published in newspapers? I just wish Ibladesh would teach its soldiers how to fight long enough so we can go help Yssaria more. Although they also have their own problems, you might want to watch for the next issue of the Itorunt Informer for that. --The1exile 8 March 2006 22:44 (CET)

Bring it, go ahead! The OCPU will smash Itorunt and throw it into an anarchy of rumors! Do it! Rag on us i dare you! It will give us more to make fun of you!--Twinblade 8 March 2006 22:47 (CET)

Oh you will regret that. My new co-editor is the founder of ARSE, and you may find yourself bending over your latrines wishing you hadn't had that last beer... --The1exile 8 March 2006 22:50 (CET)

I'm sorry, I dont drink beer. Also, I believe Ibladesh's chronic failure to achieve any success is enough ammunition for mocking and jeering! Besides, I have my ways to get personal dirt on people! Or, if that fails, I'll invent and create dirt on people! :D My sense of journalistic.... creativity... knows no bounds! ;) Vellos 8 March 2006 23:02 (CET)

Perhaps you should work on the Itorunt Informer! What is this talk about crushing Perdan's army in Al Aquabah earlier this week??? You caught a very small group of inactives on a weekend and call it a great victory after you allies capital was looted to the ground. The main army successfully pulled back to refit. Not to mention you are about to suffer a major defeat in about...oh, 1 hour and 56 minutes. Maybe the Itorunt Informer will write an article about that? I doubt it... --Blackknight 9 March 2006 04:59 (CET)

If I perceive this newspaper as a in character source, then Itorunt Informer can claim a major victory. It may be true or may be false, it can be false news to encourage the peasants, or the bare truth. I think you guys should keep this in the game, end this flame war 2. Tokyo Rose in WW2 spread false information and angered americans like you guys anger each other. Don't let history repeat itself in a wierd, unlike, unimportant way lol. Nice newspapers by the way... Lost my interest doing the elven tribune. Dan raymond March 9, 2006 05:04 (CET)

This is an IC journalism war. The newspapers are IC, we can have an IC flame contest I believe. After all, the OO at least is shamelessly biased and really almost more of a tabloid at times!Vellos 9 March 2006 05:06 (CET)

Hey hey now! Don't go saying Aurum is going to use his connections to ARSE to attack people with. It is to be used to furthur the agenda of peace. No fighting shall go on if we are all out back sitting on a hole. Or for the king, his golden throne with state-of-the-art automatic wiping, disinfecting and flushing. I know Itorunt and Caligus have those. Saw them first-hand. Perhaps other monarchies have them? Perhaps I should write an article on governmental toilets... - Aurum of Bishamon Family March 9, 2006 06:30 (CET)

Aurum, I am sure that we shall be able to publish far more effectively if you overwhelm their latrines. After our new SPECIAL EDITION (bet you didn't see that one coming) we shall control all news on the Island! And no more fighting shall go on, unless it is in this prose that we write to oppose our enemies. And to Dan raymond, all our newspapers are IC. Our flame wars here are all IC, and I shall continue to publish our victories/propaganda. You will notice that I do not have huge faith in Ibladeshs abilities. Perhaps we should form our own news alliance. And if you wish to talk about looting Ibladesh to the ground then why did we pursue your army all the way into Clermont and rout many of your forces? Think about that! --The1exile 9 March 2006 19:43 (CET)

Actually, the OO has 939 views. Check our main page.... Vellos 10 March 2006 02:28 (CET)

Yeah, but how many of these are actually unique views. And not just the same person go to the page to edit it, and such things.

No, im talking about latest editions here....--Twinblade 10 March 2006 12:11 (CET)

Hey! we haven't officailly published our special edition yet! We're also busy negotiating a huge amount of interviews! OOC: One other thing; how can you actually tell how many views a page has had? I have used Media wiki for a while now and have never seen any feature for that. --The1exile 10 March 2006 17:46 (CET)

Bottom of the page, it lists the number of views. Vellos 10 March 2006 22:50 (CET) The talk of our 2nd edition alone has 140 veiws!--Twinblade 11 March 2006 19:40 (CET)

Maybe, but our main page for the Itorunt Informer has over 130 more views than yours! And soon our next issue will be coming out! --The1exile 19 March 2006 12:34 (CET)

Yes, but The Oligarchian Observer has about 700 more views than you. :D You are losing horribly! Vellos 19 March 2006 13:22 (CET)

I couldn't care less about the Oligarchian Observer. Oligarch will fall soon enough, and my main problem is with this blatant misinformation that the Caligan Courier provides. Still, I think I will slag the Caligan's off some more in my next interview with the king of Yssaria, and maybe I should ask all our allied realms to read our newspaper. Why didn't I think of this earlier... --The1exile 19 March 2006 15:42 (CET)

Have a quote from my latest interview:

Finally, what is your response to a prominent Caligan TL saying "You guys couldn't have taken Supra if you life depended on it...."

My response would be, "Could someone give this confused lad a scout report of Supra please? I believe that they are constructing Yssarian Statues and running up the Yssrian colors."

--The1exile 19 March 2006 19:37 (CET)

We at Oligarch have plenty of fight left in us, my good man. You wonder why you didnt think to ask your allies to buy copies of your paper? Simple: Because you're stupid. (OOC- I hope you know thats an entirely IC insult ;) I'm immensely enjoying our newspaper war!)Vellos 19 March 2006 19:59 (CET)

Oh I'm stupid? I'm not the one in the realm which is about to be overrun by at least three other realms. I too am enjoying our journalistic war, but I don't take much interest in Oligarchian affairs. You will fall, and so will Ibladesh, and then when our aid comes from the north Perdan and Caligus will fall. After that I do not know what will happen. I am confident that we will win this yet. --The1exile 19 March 2006 21:23 (CET)

It's been a while since I visited the EC, but ummm... aren't Itorunt and Ibladesh allies? Marouane 19 March 2006 21:41 (CET)

SHoot, I accidently deleted the page after posting a really great monologue. Grrrr. Vellos 19 March 2006 21:44 (CET)

Sorry Chap! But i gotta interveiw with Queen Gwynyth on the way so how do you like dem apples?! And as far a veiws, the Caligan Courier Has only been here from March 1st, and the itorunt inforemer has been around how long? ANd only 130 more veiws? That pathetic! And im not the confused one, ill gladly send you a scout report of Supra, all i see is the milita basking in their Victory! So shove that in your fat ugly face of a newspaper and eat it!--Twinblade 20 March 2006 16:45 (CET)

Itorunt and Ibladesh are indeed allies (federation actually, same with Yssaria). Doesn't mean that they won't fall. They are being besieged by far too strong forces, and until we in Itorunt can fight in our own realm, on our own ground, and not a week away from our capital. Some radical changes are suggested, but whether they will be enforced and why might come into my next issue so I'm sure as hell not going to tell you about it. And I should point out that my formatting means that you will always get more view because more people will look at it repeatedly to see if it changed. --The1exile 20 March 2006 18:09 (CET)

Dont speak to sone about Ibladesh. Up north in OR we heard that Perdan was defeated by a much more smaller force from Ibladesh. Theres still fight left in the realm yet ScottSabin 20 March 2006 18:23 (CET)

Thats wrong, its the other way around. 7k of Perdan beat about 11k of Ibladeshian Forces. and the most recent siege on their Capital was 12k vs 11k Perdan Victory. So in yoiur face Ibladesh!--Twinblade 20 March 2006 18:40 (CET)

"Huge Battle Fought Rumours spread and tales are sung about a huge battle in Ibladesh: Perdan vs. Ibladesh Estimated combat strengths: 15000 CS vs. 11000 CS Shuo (Knight of Ibladesh) (Ibladesh) was captured by Perdan forces. Rangonio (Lord) (Perdan) was captured by Ibladesh forces. Aram, Count of Clermont (Perdan) was captured by Ibladesh forces. Odace (Knight of Mulhouse) (Perdan) was captured by Ibladesh forces. Wincy (Knight of Partora) (Perdan) was captured by Ibladesh forces. son of patrick (Imperial Knight) (Ibladesh) was captured by Perdan forces.

Defender Victory!" Nylen 20 March 2006 19:34 (CET)

He guess what? I just got another new co-editor!--Twinblade 20 March 2006 21:08 (CET)

"Skirmish in Al Aquabah (just in) Small forces from Perdan attacked Al Aquabah, but were quickly surrounded by overwhelming defending units. Vastly outnumbered, the attackers surrendered and were all captured."

Well now, what this? If we have such a force in Al Aquabah that you lot can't even fight it I guess that means you lot can't afford to stick around for long. And we'd already had our forces there move out towards Ibladesh, where once again we smashed Perdans pathetic forces even behing the wall.

And everytime Ibladesh wins a battle against superior CS they are stuck behind their walls. I hate to admit it but in the words of the sage, "they're screwed", their realm is splintered and divided. And, once again, Itorunt is left to pick up their pieces. I don't like this new talk about changing alliances, but you didn't hear that from me... --The1exile 21 March 2006 18:10 (CET)

"Huge Battle Fought (just in) Rumours spread and tales are sung about a huge battle in Supra: Yssaria vs. Caligus Estimated combat strengths: 12000 CS vs. 10000 CS Sour (Knight of Scio) (Caligus) was captured by Yssaria forces. Kylar (Knight of Scio) (Caligus) was captured by Yssaria forces.

Attacker Victory!"

And you said that bringing the walls down in Supra was a bad move?

New Layout

Made new layout, do you like it? --Vlad

Love it! WOW! Great job! Jezralhm 00:35, 18 December 2006 (CET)

Ok, Ok, we yield... No wait, we'll just change our layout, and get more sponsorship!

Itorunt Informer/April '06 has just been released, and we have many more articles lined up to follow. You will regret ever throwing a jibe at doughnuts. Let's see who sells more now then. Excuse me, just off to tell Sorcha and Eleran of our new edition... --The1exile 1 April 2006 00:41 (CEST)

formatting

previous formatting was messing with it (possibly due to the loss of the picture) so I removed it. If you can fix it so that it doesn't mess with the edit links and such, that'd be grand. --The1exile 23:55, 8 September 2007 (CEST)