Redspan Revealer/May Edition 2007

Redspan Revealer
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Written by Tony Malone, Shamus O'Shea, Dielo Filador and Dabug Habap Disclaimer: The Redspan Revealer would like to remind its readers that this paper does not represent the official opinions of the Redspan Government, only that of three old men and a young goatling.	All you Need to Know about Da Great Goat And Redspan!	May 2007 Edition

Current News Duke Of Stargard Announced 29th May 2007 Yesterday a new duke of Stargard was announced as Manaydur, the former king of Redspan. Manaydur is one of the oldest nobles that resides within Redspan and his beard length proves it. Hopefully Stargard will be prosperous under Manaydur's control. Congratulations Manaydur. --Article written by Tony New Treasurer Appointed! 22nd May 2007 Yesterday King Tony Announced a new Royal Treasurer to replace the long time Treasurer Eilt, who has stepped down to visit the family and have a rest from counting beans. We wish Dabug good luck in his new position and hopefully he can make the gold flow once again. --Article written by the Scirbe Of Da King Victorius Forces Arive Home! 22nd May 2007 Tonight the first troops from the long journey up north have finnaly reached Redspan lands. They return victorius and confident in what they ahve just done, paying back the barrony in kind to what they did a few months ago. The gallant nobles have deserved a rest and a hard earned beer. Hopefully there will be future fighting on the horizon. --Article written by Tony Darka's Not The Only One Who Can Loot! 17th May 2007 Aftre a week of hard looting the nobles of Redspan finally encountered some proper resistance. Unfortunatly they were behind us and we had to attack them instead of the other way round. Oh well, it seems my galent troops like fighting away from home, even though they are dissapointed in that the beer is not as good as it is back home, they still fought with valor and bravery. With the lines drawn, it looked as thought the BoM troops had cut off the Redspan forces route home, in Wispen there were 480 troops wearing Redspan uniforms, oppesite them there were 336 tropps belonging to the vikings. Evenly matched the armies were, with the barrony dug in behind the makeshift walls. The call went out and the Redspan troops in the surrounding regions assembled in Wispen, this pushed thier numbers up to 677 double that of their defending foe. With the forces assembled the Redspan Army matched on, led by King Tony himself, marching at the front of his tired and weiry soldiers. As Dawn approached, and with the sun to their backs, the Redspan troops launched their attack. As the Arrows fell amongst the defenders, the infantry marched in spectacular order towards the lines of fortifications. With the arrows taking their toll, the infantry just feet away and with the thundering sounds of the cavalrys hooves getting louder and louder, the Barrony troops stills tood their gournd. It was not much of a fight, the Barrony troops just having come from a defeat in Falasan, to find their homes being burnt to the ground by Redspan forces, put a good fight, but the numbers and experience took its toll, the first lines of defence were crushed by the infantry and cavalry, their momentum carried them forwards ont to the forces waiting in reserve. It was an all out rout, and it was over in 2 hours. The victorius Redspan forces celebrated in the local pubs which ran out of beer. The troops went to find some for them selves. What a way to end a campaign in the north on such a high note. --Article written by Tony CE At War With Abington...No Surprise There! 17th May 2007 A few days ago, a large force of 36000cs of CE and Taleirum forces marched though with out permission from the Redspan govenment, to attack our Federation brother. Unfortunatly for the CE/Tal forces they were stopped in Chasnoff. With out much of a fight, the defending forces of Abington had easily routed the invading army with out to much trouble. The total casulty count was over 2000 dead for CE/Tal and 1250 for Abington. This was a sever blow for Ce as they seem to think themselves invincible. Alas it apears not. With this act of huge aggression, Abington declared war on CE to make the war formal. At the moment both sides are refiting and returning home. But with a score of 1:0 already Abington have taken the lead, and we hope that they use it well. --Article written by Scribe of Da King Beers On The Barrony! 13th May 2007 Well it had been a long time coming, but RedSpan finally accepted that drink the Barrony had been offering us. With a few friends of mine, we trecked all the way up north and now taking all the drink we find. It is thirsty work walking and riding all the way across the continent.... I don't know how Darka does it. --Article written by Tony Undead Spotted In Atblane....Rosengarden Guy Spotted On His Knees! 10th May 2007 For the last day Undead have been seen with Rosengarden guy in Atblane. They ahev been making a nuceince of themselfs and felt hungry, so eat a few peasents. But good old Redspan Peasents got their oen bakc on thier hungry feasters. They repeated on the Undead, casuing them to violently spin around in circles and throw up. Most onlookers said they acted like they were drunk. (Must be all that beer thats in their beards) Anyway with their hangover still forcibly hurting thier small inferior brain, they have started to travel to the region of Cummaol, closly followed by the earger Redspan troops. --Article written by Tony Barrony Joins The Fight! 8th May 2007 Today, news reports from the Falasan/Eston front lines, indicate a new player in the war. Barrony troops have been seen in Anost, defending the region for their federation allies. When asked Sordanaz, replied I was planning on defending Eston from any incomming attack but since you now got both Carelia and ASI at your service I am thinking of attacking them as well. This now makes the war 4:3 in Estons favor, as Tara have lent aid to their allies Eston as well. --Article written by Tony

Comments for this month Tony's Comments War with CE? Didnt think that was going to happen :D...urgh...such weak beer here in the north. Shamus's Comments None Yet Dielo's Comments None Yet Dabug's Comments None Yet