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A documented example of one of these verbal jousts:
“Oh hello.”
“Get off my property.”
“Screw you.”
“Screw YOU!”
“No, SCREW YOU!”
“Your mother is outdated!”
“How dare you!”
“How DARE YOU!”
“You dared first!”
“I did not!”
“You’re a rotten panda nanny!”
“You’re a silly mongoose.”
“You’re a crustacean.”
“I don’t even know what that is!”
“You wouldn’t you prehistoric vermin!”
“Vermin!”
“That’s right!”
“Why I oughta give you apiece of my mind!”
“I have all afternoon! Though I would like to be home for tea.”
“Oh me too.”
“What say we make an appointment to continue this Wednesday morning?”
“That should fit just fine with my schedule.”
“Splendid. You cur!”
“You cross dressing louse! See you Wednesday?”
“Certainly.”
“Taa.”
