Old Rancagua Press/18th September 2005

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gondortree.png Old Rancagua Press
Price Free Editor: Sam, Count Of Juazeiro Issue No8 18th September
Printed In Oroya
Lost Scout Found! Monster To Blame!
The lost scout that belonged to Johnny, Knight Of Pucallpa, was found last night being eaten by Monsters. This is something Johnny enjoyed as he never liked his scout. This report was given by Johnny soon after finding out what had happened.

"I was traveling through the dark dank woods of Gadlock, where I came across one of the monsters feeding on the corpse of a mutilated human being... Drawing my sword, I approached the beast stealthily from behind. Raising my sword, I was poised to strike, when I caught a glimpse of the carcas on the ground. It was the body of my former scout.. As I let out a gasp, the monster turned on me, startled, and looked me in the eyes. I dropped my sword, and proceeded to high-five the monster for killing my moronic deserter of a scout. Although the creature was slightly baffled by my gesture, he understood... We enjoyed the remaining flesh and meat of my wayward courier, washing it down with a pint of fresh blood, and I was on my merry way... Revenge is so so sweet."

Thank you Johnny. And with that the commander of the defence forces of Gadlock, ordered the monsters to be killed. He had no quallms with the monsters but he cold not afford to have anymore scouts munched up by the greedy guys. Alas it was not the monsters day, they had eaten their last scout. Fair Well Monsters. By Sam, Count Of Juazeiro


Prisoner Escaped!
Last night when guards went to tuck up the prisoner's to bed, they noticed that the prisoner Athos had vanished. All that remained was a straw burlap sack mimicking his body shape. Guards were amazed at how lifelike this replica was. By the time the alarm was set off, the prisoner had already left the city of Oroya. Oh well, its just a matter of time before you end up in our cells again. Dont you worry about that.

By Sam, Count Of Juazeiro

Sirion Controls Oberndorf!
Last night an announcement was made to all the peasents in the region of Oberndorf, by the mayor of Oberndorf that they were now under control by Sirion. In the speech it said that Sirion look better to them than Oligarch, as Oligarch is collapsing, after loseing so many critcal battles in the last few weeks. And with Old Rancagua on the virge of victory in the civil war against Rancagua, the decided to join the winning team, and are now fighting agianst their former masters. The down fall of the Northern Half of the Southern Alliance, has already begun, its just a matter of time before its complete.

By Sam, Count Of Juazeiro