Old Grehk Units/the incident with the moose

The incident with the moose

The incident with the moose is an quite new story in Haji. It is from the day Eirik Bridgebuilder first met a moose. It all started out as Eirik had just arrived in Haji. He was a new noble in Old Grehk, as he had just emmigrated from the East Continent and Rancagua. His servants had shown him around in the cities of Haji, it was a summer day and the weather was lovely. He had done all the formalities, swearing fealthy to the duchy of Gethseme and the official dinner with the mayors of the cities was done. Eirik had one last thing to do before he could take a break - to inspect the newly created moose battalions. The about 100 moose soldiers and mooses were lined up, and it was all quite, except for a few moo's here and there. He inspected them one after one, before he suddenly came to moose number 69. He laid his blade on the mooses mule, as he had done on all the other mooses. He knew the mooses were generally stubborn, but this one was an extreme case. He moose did apparently not like to get cold steel on his mule, and moo'd out loud. Eirik got scared, and jumped backwards, and everyone started laughing a little. Eirik got annoyed by this, and was gonna teach the moose a lesson by pulling the moose's mule to him and slap the moose, and so he did. As said earlier, this was a very stubborn moose, and belive it or not - it didn't like getting slapped. The moose raised himself on two legs, moo'd out loud, and kicked Eirik down in the sand, before he breathed on Eirik, and spath some mucous on Eirik. After that, Eirik declared that the incident with the moose, was something we don't talk about. He got so mad, that he tried to break the constitution of Haji, and tried to get the moose executed. What he doen't know though is that Hajiians - with their strange sense of humor - made the moose Eirik's personal moose - which it still is today, but that is something Eirik will never know.