Norland/Laws

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Laws of Norland

Humanitarian and yetitarian laws

  • If anyone is accused of being a yeti, he/she can prove the accuser wrong by drinking a certified real yeti under the table (as yetis get toxicated rather quickly). Failing to do so will result in banishment to Moramroth, to forever live under the command of Peny, king of yetis. If the accused passes the test, he/she can punish the accuser by forcing him/her to sober up and stay away from alcohol for 15 minutes.



Laws regarding good taste

  • 'Whilst' shall always be spelled with at least one "e". (eg.: whilest, whieelset, ...)
  • No man in Norland is allowed to wear a skirt in public, unless it's a pink tutu.