Melhed/History/Age of Blood/Battles/Sentinel

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The Lone Sentinel

Era: Age of Blood
Conflict: Defensive Alliance War
Attackers: Entire force(s) of Enweil, Fronen, Mesh, Riombara, Ashborn, Plergoth, and Marca de Pantera
Defender: Bob Baceolus of Melhed
Location: Bisana

As the Defensives Alliance army approached the Melites were ordered to retreat. Bob Baceolus did not receive the order having been away from his camp at the time. Come the morning Bob found himself facing down the combined might of the south, yet he stood his ground. Taking a heavy dose of combat drugs, Bob and his men charged the opposing army that outnumbered him a thousand to one. Not expecting such reckless insanity the furious charge was able to break through the initial lines finding Bob face to face with the hero Blackhawk of Riombara. The two faced off against each other in brutal combat, each mighty warriors of their people's. In the end the mad fury of Bob proved victorious and the hero was slain. Not long after Bob's entire regiment was swamped and butchered to the man, yet the champion was able to escape. Songs were sung of his great exploits in the months to come, though only by one member of the Bardic Trio who's name has since been lost.

Message from Tsu
Message sent to: Everyone in the realm
I've been sorting the papers on my desk, and I came upon this letter again, from months ago. It made me laugh, so I thought I'd share it with you.

Niggas with guns, Niggas with guns
Ya'll in seven rivers best to run

One crazy-ass dude named Bob stays behind
What the f'ck is goin' on in that bitch's mind

Riombara stomps all over our sh't'
Raping our women, throwing men in a pit

But over the hills a lone warrior stands
A guy named Bob to defend our lands

Nigga knows he didn't stand a chance
But hahaha he killed Blackhawk before being wounded, hahaha

Tsu Emperor of Melhed, Duke of Agyr